What cha got there
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
March 30, 2007 9:59pm CST
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and
offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the
horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few
minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from
the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the
local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did
you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station
attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the
horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I
wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."
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12 responses
@xfallenxlostx (2074)
• United States
31 Mar 07
You don't seem to realize that not only is this a JOKE, but they are talking about NATIVE AMERICANS.
@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
1 Apr 07
hahah, a good one. Love it. I rated you another + for a great joke. Thanks raydene.
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@emeraldisle (13138)
• United States
1 Apr 07
I like that one :) That is cute. Not perfectly clean but that's one of the reasons I like it. I bet she'll think twice the next time she grabs hold of something. Of course I bet he'll be more then willing to help another stranded female as well hehehe.
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@alen0224 (527)
• China
31 Mar 07
LOL! That is a hilarious one! Thanks for sharing your laughters.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said," You know, it's blondes like that gives us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies," I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
@liveonlove (350)
• India
31 Mar 07
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
