When a tiger comes...  

Two Lions
Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made them claim territory, daring the other to cross over the line. Strange as it seems, the boundary between their turf was a well traveled trail through the jungle.

All day every day, both lions lay in the brush staring across the trail at their compatriot, daring him to cross into their territory.

The local natives knew of this animal feud, but all this was unbeknown to African Jack, a well-known and must publicized guide who did not speak Lionese and was unfamiliar with the territory.

While he was leading a safari through the jungle, walking all day and cutting vines with their machetes, all this constant hacking brush had them worn to a frazzle. After seeing two or three of his safari drop from exhaustion, African Jack decided to stop on the trail between these two lions and camp for the night.

After sitting up camp, eating, and getting his safari settled African Jack sat on a stump and began reading. While he was busily engaged in the printed page, the two lions, simultaneously, pounced on African Jack and ate him on the spot.

When the 6 o'clock news heard of the tragedy, they reported, "African Jack killed this evening. The motive is unclear, but it is reported he was reading between the lions."

ha ha ha, good joke :) I think you have made a point that everyday you will post atleast four to five jokes hun? Anyway you are making myLottians to laugh a while. Good thought and thanks for making me laught for a while :)

that's cute the poor other guy has had it.

LOL! A good comparison of competition! I have read some similar ones, but I think it is still very funny. Thanks for sharing! Here is mine to go on:

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says," I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."
" How current is your copy?" he asks.
" I get a downloaded every ten minutes," St. Peter replies," why do you ask?"
" I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was immanent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."
" I'm glad to hear that," St. Peter says," but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can you tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?"
The guys thinks for a moment and says," Hum, well there was this one time when I was driving down a road and I saw a giant group of biker gang members harassing a poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 20 of them torturing the poor girl. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge man, 6'4", 260 lbs, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ears. As I walked up to the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to get lost or I'd be the next.
" So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them,' Leave this poor girl alone! You're all a buch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!'"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says," Wow! When did this happen?"
" About three minutes ago."

Hahahaha, I think the other guy is just smarter that the other guy.I should have bring my running shoes every time I go on some remote areas.

haha, it is really funny. maybe be we have lots of friends around our side , but maybe , I said maybe , there are really part of them are like the guy in your joking. there are a old saying that, a friend in need is a friend indeed. ask youself after reading this jokeing, are you guys just the guy in the joking. don't deny it.you are, Am I right?

Wow, what a nice joke. Keep posting

That guy really thinks fast. Once the tiger catches his friend, then he is safe. Poor friend, he is the sacrificial lamb. He he he.