April Fool's Day is around the corner..tomorrow actually..any good jokes?

Well, where I work we were thinking about everyone meeting somewhere early, and calling in Sick, and then have someone else be in on it, and clock us all in without getting caught, and we all walk in together about 20 mins. late and all say "APRIL FOOLS" together. Since I am a Call taker for a Taxi Company, I am sure it would scare my supervisor before he might start thinking about what day it is and it is just a Joke.

I don't have any jokes planned, but one year, I changed the keyboard layout on my parents' computer. My dad went to use it and couldn't figure out what was wrong. He couldn't figure out why the letter V would show up when he hit the N key (or something like that). I was dying of laughter. My mom had to point out what day it was and then I had to go and change it back. I think that was my best joke yet.

dear Misheleen, leave the fools joke for the kids. It is just a kids play. Nobody never ever want to be a fool. and if someone with their kidding could make others fool anytime, not only in April. Let's not fool the month April. Apart from jokes and pranks what is April to you? And if the play makes some relief of any sort to you.. well, go on

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

If you have one of those little spray things in your kitchen sink, tie a rubberband or something on the nozel, so when some one turns on the water, they will get sprayed. I did it one time and it was the funniest thing ever, i got my dad, my mom, my bro, my sis, and hell, i even got myself. I forgot it was there. Oh, i even got my grandmother. And it wasn't even april fools. I saw it done on tv and i just did it. Funny thing is, i used a bright red hair tie. hehe. it was fun.