Some warning labels on products....

Singapore
March 31, 2007 11:08am CST
1. On a frisbee-like flying disc: "Warning: May contain small part." (and that would be?) 2. On a portable stroller "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." (Well we wouldn't want to forget THAT) 3. On a package of fireplace logs: "caution -- risk of fire" (well, if it doesn't, I want my money back) 4. A musical birthday candle warns: "Do not use soft wax as earplugs for for any other function that involves insertion in to a bod cavity." (Are all their customers stupid?) 5. on a dessert box: "product will be particularly hot after heating" (DUH) 6. On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping" (yes, because we ALL dry our hair while sleeping)
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Woodpigeon
@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
14 Apr 07
This is kind of gross and horrible, but what about the warnings on suppositories, about how you need to remove the metal packagin before insertion. When you think about how many little kids are given their medicine in that form, that's a pretty terrible thought! Yours are all very funny.
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crackhead
@crackhead (1826)
• India
31 Mar 07
Yhanks for sharing and i do like to share few with our friends. 1) Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children.( cant stop laughing) 2) Fire Extinguisher: Caution - Non Flammable. 3) Liquid Plummer : do not use the bottle to store beverages. 4) Hair coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.( how dumb one should be) 5) Dial soap : Directions - use like a regular soap. 6) Pepper spray : never aim spray at your own eyes( is it ok with others eyes?)
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natalie1981
@natalie1981 (1995)
• Singapore
1 Apr 07
LOL. I like one on dial soap! Someone should call their customer service and ask how does one use a regular soap. That should teach them. :)
sigma77
@sigma77 (5383)
• United States
31 Mar 07
I think that companies have to put this nonsense on the labels becasue of all the lawsuit-happy freeloaders who want something for nothing. But they are good for a laugh.
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elisa812
@elisa812 (3026)
• United States
7 Jun 07
Haha those things are always so funny. I can't believe how ridiculous some of them are. The sad thing is that someone out there is probably stupid enough to try some of that stuff and then sue someone for it. lol
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Connie1013
@Connie1013 (1098)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Those are funny. I have read worse ones. I think items like bleach and other cleaners are known for humans not drinking them or using as water containers afterwards. And how did you know I sleep with my hairdryer on? ROFL Great topic! You got a + for it.
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Kythe42
@Kythe42 (1412)
• United States
31 Mar 07
On a jar of peanuts: "May contain nuts." On a milk carton: "Contains milk." *rolls eyes* You think? On a sleeping pills bottle: "May cause drowsiness." I should hope so!
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natalie1981
@natalie1981 (1995)
• Singapore
31 Mar 07
LOL. WHo do they hire to write those things on their products? Wow, they actually pay someone to write stupid things. :) Maybe I should apply. ;)