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myLot reputation of 93/100. MsTickle (12870)   ranked 4 out of 129 in jokes 5 years ago

It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite:
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

 

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1. myLot reputation of 98/100. ausnikki (1566)   5 years ago

Hahahaha they are just great! Thanks for the laugh MsTickle. :)

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2. myLot reputation of 98/100. charms88 (4635)   5 years ago

Oh tickle, you really love to give me a good ticklish. I kept re-reading all those you wrote down and I honestly don't know anyone of them. Sure, I love the song from Abba and The Bee Gees, but the rest are not familiar to me. I'm not a 60's baby anyway. Thanks for the good laugh...

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3. myLot reputation of 98/100. byfaithonly (6284)   5 years ago

LOL - these are funny, I do remember all of these songs, the originals. Scarey thing is "I am Women" I read that over 4 or 5 times before I could figure out what was wrong/different - snore, I just kept reading roar :) Guess I'm snoring :(

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4. myLot reputation of 99/100. Grandmaof2 (4590)   5 years ago

MsTickle you just brought laughs into our front room this morning. I read this to my husband and we both thought this was hilarious. I need to Thank You very much. I plan to rewrite this out and share it with family and friends.


myLot reputation of 98/100. byfaithonly (6284)  5 years ago

Grandma just copy and paste it to another document or email - that's what I did and sent it to my small group, of which the majority are baby boomers :)

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5. serndipty2 (51)   5 years ago

I am way older than a baby boomer but this will fit my generation too , gotta love it , thanks for the giggles ,mate :)


myLot reputation of 93/100. MsTickle (12870)   ranked 4 out of 129 in jokes  5 years ago

This was sent to me by a wonderful lady who has a special place in my heart. She is one of the best and always manages to make me smile. She has a wacky sense of humour as well.

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6. myLot reputation of 99/100. GardenGerty (35280)   5 years ago

Oh, my, did they come to my house for inspiration? I always vowed not to become my mom and constantly talk about my bowel movements, the frequency, difficulty, or lack of, but it seems like as you age you lose track of everything else.Have a great night, listening to the golden moldies. LoL

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7. myLot reputation of 91/100. mistymornster (1786)   5 years ago

lol...I've heard these before and they have me laughing for hours! I don't know which I like the best!


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myLot reputation of 93/100. MsTickle (12870)   ranked 4 out of 129 in jokes  5 years ago

I've been laughing at these comments. It's good medicine to laugh. I'm pleased you're all pleased.

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8. myLot reputation of 97/100. AskAlly (2978)   5 years ago

Give me a break. I am a baby boomer. Right at the end but still baby boomer. So glad to see what I have to look forward to lyrically. :)

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9. myLot reputation of 98/100. peaceful (1826)   5 years ago

Those are almost painfully funny! :)

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