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What’s the Dumbest Thing You Believed as a Kid?

cuttyrish @cuttyrish (3264) • United States 21 May

Before, i ever had science subjects, I thought USA is above the Philippines, like my dad is stading on top of the Phiippines, because he rides an airplane visiting the Philippines. I was born in the USA, my mom brought me to the...

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Well, I feel dumb...

Stacey @xstitcher (39002) • Petaluma, California 21 Nov

The microwave timer was winding down, for my cleaning time, and I decided to iron a patch on a shirt. I had had everything: my iron, freezer paper, the patch, and (I thought) the shirt with the hole--but when I looked I couldn't...

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Take That, You Scoundrel

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 10 Nov

I have to say, @FourWalls has sort of ruined my month. First, she threatened me with instrumentals in her ongoing series of music stuffs—and then has had the audacity to post several instrumentals I actually like. This is so...

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A Post Reminded Me of Something

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 26 Sep

Recently, @Looeyville posted about a guy who was arrested for murder and shared his mugshot—a face full of tattoos—and she asked, "How's he going to blend in?" Which of course, he can't. He won't. You may as well paint a...

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Oh, Hell No...

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 24 Jun

There are things that look or seem easy in concept. All sorts of things get sold that are supposed to make something easy harder. No, that was not a typo. I said that on purpose. Of course, that's not how things are...

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Funny Things part 2

Brenna_G @brenna_g (132) 22 Mar 24

I have asked my friends to tell me every funny and dumb thing I have ever said and have wrote a lot of them down and its filled a whole notebook and that's not even all of it so if ya ever have a bad day just look for the funny...

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Funny Things

Brenna_G @brenna_g (132) 22 Mar 24

I was told That I say so many funny and dumb things that it can make anyone's day to here the things I think of so if your having a bad day her you go "Where does the bread go when the toast comes out of the toaster?"(said this...

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Well that was dumb...

Stacey @xstitcher (39002) • Petaluma, California 20 Jan 24

I ordered a calendar off of ebay, and like a doofus I didn't realize until I recieved it that the calendar is for last year! So, now I need to return it. Well, that was the first dumb thing I've done since...

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Why do they close schools when it's really cold outside, but not snowing?

Melanie Marie @Melanie_Marie (2448) • St. Clair, Michigan 16 Jan 24

Hi friends, I'm just wondering why all the schools close when the temps get super-cold.. like today. Now don't get me wrong, my brothers and I were more than happy to have a day off from schooly-school when we were little. Just...

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Did Somebody Make a Wittle Whoopsie Daisy?

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 23 Jan 23

Meanwhile, at the office of Dumb and Dumber, marketers emeritus, Tom Dumb calls over Bob Dumber to discuss an issue with him. "Do you see what I see?" asks Tom Dumb. Bob Dumber scans a photograph containing his ad design for...

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Stupid Chiefs, QB1 's fault on this

Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (52907) • Mojave, California 11 Dec 22

Defense being defense but defense just saved them but then dumb penalty. Mahomes cut off, run the ball. dude, could have been such a easy game.There is really nothing easy in this world any more. It's great if do not like teams...

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Dumb criminals

Wendy @jerzgirl (9384) • United States 2 Jul 22

Don't you love when criminals do all the evidentiary work for police? This photo is just one example. I can only assume he forgot what he was wearing that night. But, it sure made it easy for the judge!!

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A very "Duh" morning. I feel so stupid

bonnie @bunnybon7 (50970) • Holiday, Florida 30 Dec 21

so I woke in the middle of the night as I usually do and couldn't go back to sleep which I really needed to. Thought maybe if I played a slow quiet boring game I would dose off again. My mouse wouldn't work ...

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I HATE My CAT

Shavkat @Shavkat (141906) • Philippines 12 Aug 20

This morning, I am having my hot cup of coffee when seeing my lost cat Shadow next to our house. I am calling him and he did not recognize me. I was about to catch him when the neighbor's toddlers are running towards him. What a...

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Trying to figure out new ways to burn down my house

The Horse @TheHorse (238268) • Walnut Creek, California 7 May 20

The polyurethane I use to make my coasters waterproof had gone dry. I decided to take the common-sense approach to "loosening it up" a bit. I put it in the oven. I was going to concoct a story about how I chose 451 F (I liked the...

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...And Then There Was This

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 17 Mar 20

Definitely another story that falls into the category of "you can't make this stuff up." But it is a true story. This one happened in Wisconsin. So, a former fire fighter and his friend were drinking. They of course got drunk....

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Ways To Save Money #2A

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 12 Jan 20

Why #2A? Because I have already written other installments ready to upload when I want to, and then I would have to go back and change all the numbers on the series... And I just don't feel like doing all of that. So, I will just...

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Dumb, dumb, dumb....

Stacey @xstitcher (39002) • Petaluma, California 27 Sep 19

That's how I feel when I make mistakes like that, anyway. I took a Lyft to work, and opened the school, and one of the new teachers showed up about fifteen minutes later. Fifteen or twenty minutes after that, the second new...

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Things that make me go hmmm: California Dreaming

Gary Sibio @garysibi (702) • Chicago, Illinois 4 Aug 19

I was listening to the song "California Dreaming." The singer says that he "stopped into a church I passed along the way." Clearly he has never been to this church before. However the pastor of this church "knows I'm going to...

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Idiots

Nanette Piotrowski @nanette64 (20363) • Fairfield, Texas 29 Jul 19

Are you sick and tired of hearing how kids wind up dying because they were left in the car? Every stinking year when summer starts all news stations give REMINDERS to NOT leave your kids or pets in the car. And the excuses these...

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