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Banjos and bad jokes

Judy Evans @JudyEv (382240) • Rockingham, Australia 13 Dec 20

We travelled to the city a week or two ago to attend a concert our niece was playing in. There are very few restrictions here now so it was nice to be able to attend a live performance. There was a buzz of conversation in the...

western australia

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Breaking Elizabeth Warren Drops Out From Being President

Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (52920) • Mojave, California 5 Mar 20

All we need now is Bernie Sanders. I make bad jokes but corporate America Happy. What did I say a few weeks ago. All I know is corporate America elects outside Putin that is.

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I Have More

Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (52920) • Mojave, California 27 May 19

The gift that never stops giving. California looks amazing. So good this feels right. Oh this can go forever, how does the world not see it? Everything is going to be fine, just do not bring up Brody. Come on that was funny....

swallow your pride and say trump is destroying

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I Make Bad Jokes From Bad Jokes The Series

Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (52920) • Mojave, California 16 Jan 18

Yay, the president is of sound mind from his recent medical check up. I think that is great, would never wish ill will on anyone. At the same time, I feel how embarrassing for the president himself. That means all that hateful...

no mincing of words here

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I Make Bad Jokes The Series

Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (52920) • Mojave, California 28 Mar 17

The only thing people like old is their wine and music. Oh our favorite artists we want to hear right away, but as soon as they do, we like the old version better and that was just not the same. They lost something, society going...

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Just Had A thought

Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (52920) • Mojave, California 25 Mar 17

The Military has a war cry and dogs have a war cry. I personally think war cries are awesome. Some may not agree, but what choice have any left us. We all just trying to make it. I trust a select few and I am sure you trust a...

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My Bad Joke At The Super Bowl

Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (52920) • Mojave, California 6 Feb 17

In my frustration of the realization that the Patriots were going to come back and beat the Falcons to win the super bowl, a bad joke popped in my head. I more or less said screw it Let the Patriots win, that will be the last...

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I did It

Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (52920) • Mojave, California 9 Jan 17

I figured out the trick to life. The big secret to life is to see how much you can endure without going crazy, but what do I know, I am crazy! Of course, many say you have to be a certain type of crazy to do what...

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Have you been PRANKED?

jsae29 @jsae29 (1120) • Philippines 24 Jun 12

I don't know why, but my friends and relatives love to play a prank on me. Maybe I'm too naive or gullible. Before I used to laugh at their jokes but lately I find them annoying already. I told them that I might soon develop a...

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bad jokes stinks at times

sunil_008 @sunil_008 (1269) • India 22 Nov 09

have you ever irritated your friend by telling bad jokes on every evening???some people don't understand the situation and time and the place and they deliberately spanking with their witty sense of humor to their friends...have...

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really corny and cheesy jokes

Catachrest @Catachrest (17) • Canada 22 Oct 09

What are some of your favourite cheesy or corny old jokes? The ones that make you just groan until you can't help but laugh? Here's one I love that my sister told me: A string walks into a bar, and tries to order a drink....

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Walmart and text messaging...a hoax apparently

taface412 @taface412 (3175) • United States 19 Mar 09

In the town I live (Owensboro, KY) in there was apparently a text message going around about a gang initiation where three women were going to be shot at one of the Walmarts. Apparently it had spread to a lot of people because...

trustworthy info

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British Humor!

Lindery @Lindery (853) • Latvia 17 Feb 09

Are you good at understanding a British humor? I won't deny that British humor isn't funny for me, I just don't get it. I have heard that it is one of the greatest, all you have to do is to learn to understand it, but trust me, I...

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How do you respond when someone tells a rude joke?

Nanette99 @Nanette99 (219) • Canada 9 Aug 07

I was at a dinner party (for work) not too long ago when someone told a rude and insensitive joke towards the end of his speech. I did not laugh at the joke and did not toast the speech. My bf thought I should have went along with...

office politics

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Why do many kids, teenagers make fun of you?

sunchild2000 @sunchild2000 (511) • Romania 6 Mar 07

We all have suffered this...bad jokes from the bullies, friends or some bunch of jerks laughing at you. We all have our defects, way to talk, walk,, move and speak. Why do many kids and teenagers make fun of people making them...

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What is the worst joke you have ever heard?

pilbara @pilbara (1436) • Australia 25 Jan 07

I'm torn between a couple Person 1) Ask me if I'm a book Person 2) Are you a book? Person 1) No Q) How many existentialists does it take to replace a light bulb? A) Fish

some of funkiest jokes........................bad jokes.............

snazzy_khurram @snazzy_khurram (61) • India 26 Dec 06

just visit this and laugh.............. www.nonvegsms.blogspot.com

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What is the worst joke you've ever heard?

prncesssly @prncesssly (1373) • United States 9 Nov 06

The worst Joke I've ever heard is: If girls with big chests work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work? IHOP lol

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