celeb juriprudence

200 Years of Prison Hardly Seems Like Enough for Producer of 'Total Recall 2070' [Crime And Punishme

As if being the "Emmy-winning producer" responsible for Earthquake in New York and Total Recall 2070 wasn't enough cosmic punishment for a lifetime, mover and shaker Drew Levin now faces prison for...

Mischa Barton Charged With Four Missy Misdemeanors [Starlet Justice]

Deck-chair-mangling Method actor Mischa Barton finally faced down her Christmastime D.U.I. yesterday, with a Beverly Hills Superior Court having issued four misdemeanor charges against The O.C. star...

Presenting Your Michelle Rodriguez Back-In-Jail Mugshot Keepsake For The Holidays ['Lost' Casualties

True, celebrity mugshots bring us joy all year round, but there's something about the final few of the year, as reassuring as a Happy Everything card dropped in our mailbox from an old friend, that...

The guy who unsuccessfully sued Dan Brown ... [Angels And Demons]

The guy who unsuccessfully sued Dan Brown for ripping off the basic premise of his own non-fiction book for The Da Vinci Code has died, suggesting a deadly curse is afoot, striking anyone who dares...

Britney Spears, Cop-Foot Killer [Human Speed Bumps]

Leaving yet another of those custody hearings in which Commissioner Scott Gordon places life-sized cardboard cut-outs of Britney and K-Fed on either sides of the room, plops both children dead...

You Are The Jury: Website Feature Gives Users Satisfaction Of Telling Joe Francis He Belongs In Jail

Having found his vanity website was inciting insufficient outrage, Joe Francis has again switched gears, moving away from Phil Spector side-by-sides to a new offensive aimed squarely at the girls...

Kieferwatch: A Kiefer-In-Peril Round-Up

When Kiefer Sutherland wandered out of his East Side comfort zone--where drunken U-turns aren't just legal, they're encouraged!--and into the glare of a West L.A. cop car's spotlight, few of us...

Sharing The 'joey' Wealth: Ex-Manager Sues Matt LeBlanc For Failing To Adhere To His Side Of The Mea

After the poor, doltish man-child Joey Tribbiani moved to Los Angeles and faded into oblivion, we were pretty content with leaving Matt LeBlanc's acting career as a distant, warm memory -- like a...

Success Stories: Mel Gibson Completes Mandatory Tour Of AA Duty

Yesterday, just a little over one year since the fateful night part-time Costa Rican resident Mel Gibson strolled out of a Malibu cocktail lounge and into infamy as the Hebrew-hatingest,...

Exonerations: Ving Rhames' Huge Dogs Scary, Not Deadly

Bucking the teacup Chihuahua trend, Ving Rhames owns three 200-pound bull mastiffs and an English bulldog--trickier to have poking out of a Hermès bag on the red carpet, but doable--who were...