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New 'Mamma Mia!' Trailer Plays Up Streep Slut Humor, Vaguely Swedish Noise [Coming Attractions]

newVideoPlayer("miastv_defamer.flv", 463, 387,"");No sooner did the Universal logo appear onscreen than straight men around the world shrugged at the sight of the new Mamma Mia! trailer, a...

Trailer Hints At The Further Animal-Humping Antics Of 'Kill Buljo' [Coming Attractions]

newVideoPlayer("killbujo_defamer.flv", 475, 376);Last Wednesday, we momentarily paused from the unrelenting gloom of our StrikeWatching activities to sneak in a smile at the goat-despoiling...

Beowulf Marketing Team Deems Product Perfectly Suited for Public Storage Facility [Annals Of Movie M

Should we be surprised that the largest visual Beowulf marketing placement in Tinseltown is a customized gift-wrap of the Public Storage facility squatting at the corner of Santa Monica and...

Coming Attractions: David Hasselhoff Given Inevitable E! Show

Today, the creative dream team of American Idol host/tireless megaproducer Ryan Seacrest and America's Got Talent judge/off-key finale-stealer David Hasselhoff have announced their promising...

Coming Attractions: Opportunistic Producer To Dramatize The Greatest Hits Of Your Favorite Celebrity

Hoping to further exploit the seemingly inexhaustible demand for stories about the Denali-jacking, coke-panted, briefly-incarcerated-but- frequently-rehabbed starlets whose misadventures move as much...

Beowulf: New Technology Helps Angelina Jolie Return To Her Nudity-Positive Cinematic Past

[Note: video possibly NSFW] The release of the red-band trailer for Beowulf finally provides a promising demonstration of the powerful motion-capture technology director Robert Zemeckis has been...

Coming Attractions: Funny Or Die Taking No Chances On Upcoming Bill Murray Clip Going Viral

Back in the good old days of the web--say, circa April of 2007--when one's CAA-backed, Will Ferrell-supported comedy video-sharing site had an amusing clip starring an attention-grabbing A-list...

Coming Attractions: Reality TV's Stale Bounty Hunting Genre Gets Estrogen Injection It So Desperatel

newVideoPlayer("bounty_girls_gawker.flv", 475, 376);Every time we attempted to watch more than 30 seconds of Dog the Bounty Hunter, we always found ourselves wishing that someone would replace the...

Coming Attractions: We Know What You're Not Seeing This Weekend

In the interest of bringing a small amount of closure to the Lohan-related events we've so exhaustively covered this week, we note the unsurprisingly low Tomatometer score for her cinematic sideshow...

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Wonder what Tom Cruise has been up to recently besides scrapping with the Scientology-hating Germans who want to stop him from killing Hitler? Fighting with Meryl Streep, apparently, in Lions for...