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Joke 6

rebel_angel @rebel_angel (60) • Singapore 8 Jan 07

A mother and a son were doing the dishes in the kitchen while the father and daughter were in the living room watching television. Suddenly, there was a loud noise of breaking plates, then complete silence. Daughter: Mummy broke...

Joke 5

rebel_angel @rebel_angel (60) • Singapore 8 Jan 07

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is the same as the essay your brother summited 1 year ago. Did you copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!! Keep your spirit happy, and you will feel good from inside...

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Joke 4

rebel_angel @rebel_angel (60) • Singapore 8 Jan 07

Father: Son, why did you fail your basic maths test? Son: That's because my teacher said that 1+7=8 on Monday... Father: So?? Son: But, the teacher said that 2+6=8 on Tuesday, 3+5=8 on Wednesday and 4+4=8 on Thursday!! If she...

Joke 3

rebel_angel @rebel_angel (60) • Singapore 8 Jan 07

Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mun? Mother: David, you really dissapoint me, your results are getting worse! David: But, mom, i will only be getting my result booklet tomorrow!! Mother: Yes, i know, but i am going Hong...

Joke 2

rebel_angel @rebel_angel (60) • Singapore 8 Jan 07

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $5. How much would your father have left? Ted: $10, teacher. Teacher: Ted! How can you not know such basic maths? Ted: Teacher, that's because I know my father far better...

Joke 1

rebel_angel @rebel_angel (60) • Singapore 8 Jan 07

Teacher: History is an interesting subject, it tells you about the past. Student: Please, teacher, i don't think i want to study History. Teacher: Why? Student: Because, there is no future in it! Have a nice day!!