gossip roundup

Is Amy Fisher The New Misshapes? [Gossip Roundup]

Amy Fisher, who can't make up her mind if she's happy or sad about her new sex tape, is DJ'ing at Retox Friday night. According to the press release, "The controversial sex video which Amy Fisher is...

For Britney Spears, 2008 Will Be Just As Miserable As 1981-2007 [Gossip Roundup]

Britney Spears loses custody of her fifth legal team in her ill-fated attempt to take care of her kids. [P6] An 82-year-old Sardinian poet was killed for a 50-year-old vendetta. [Guardian] Kiera...

Heidi Montag Looks More Like Paris Hilton Who Looks More Like Anna Nicole [Gossip Roundup]

Hills victim Heidi Montag has a new set of lips to suck with. [US Magazine] Lindsay Lohan spent New Year's Eve sucking the face off of an Italian waiter, an Italian actor and the son of an Italian...

Britney Dead At 26! Kidding, I Just Wanted To Type It, Sorry [Gossip Roundup]

Vogue editor Lauren Davis's wedding to a rich foreigner is very important! It will be held on a private island! Each of the nine bridesmaids will wear a dress by a different designer! ""You can...

Mischa Barton Is Not Learning Any Lessons From Her DUI [Gossip Roundup]

Despite yesterday's DUI, 'OC' star Mischa Barton will still host a party in Vegas this Saturday. [Page Six] Jessica Simpson's upcoming movies are going straight to DVD. [Page Six] Little Violet...

David Beckham Is No Longer Hot [Gossip Roundup]

"I'm very organized and controlled, and need to go to bed at night knowing what I'm going to wear the next morning," says David Beckham. Hey, that's exactly the kind of thing that makes someone sexy...

How Many Hiltons Will You Consume In 2008? [Gossip Roundup]

Are you interested in knowing about Barron Hilton's 16-year-old alleged love life? Are you going to be following the trials and tribulations of young Barron? Are you signing on for the long haul with...

Lively v. Badgley Predator Requiem [Gossip Roundup]

"We hear that toothsome twosome Blake Lively and Penn Badgley -- whose uptown/downtown relationship keeps ['Gossip Girl'] sizzling -- have quietly started dating in real life." [Gatecrasher] Naomi...

The Hedge Funder, The Hooker, His Wife And His Assistant [Gossip Roundup]

Did you know that Sarah Ferguson, the one-time Duchess of Pork, retains publicist Howard Rubenstein? In any event, she is "not" dating "dashing Norwegian frozen-food czar Geir Frantzen, who at 40 is...

Kate Moss In Raunch Vid Shock! [Gossip Roundup]

Kate Moss is steamed about love slob Doherty's scheme to pimp "raunchy" home vids for Beeb! [P6] Wandering Jew Woody Allen to, THANK GOD, come back to America to make movies. Ricky Gervais: "Woody...