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Bullied Shelf Elf Kills Self

Four Walls @FourWalls (86875) • United States 2 Dec 19

BREAKING NEWS The Elf on the Shelf, tormented by years of bullying, committed suicide today by jumping from the shelf into a nearby Christmas tree. Police spokesman I.P. Frehley said that the elf, Gripz Keebler, was found...

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Santa Claus or Satan's Claws? Is Santa a metaphor?

EvanHunter @EvanHunter (4026) • United States 22 Dec 09

He wears a red suit, he is in charge of elves (fairy minions). He judges whether your good or bad. If you're bad he gives you a piece of coal as if warning or promise that you will be going to hell coal=source of flames. Or is...

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Did anyone water the tree?

MySpot @MySpot (2600) • United States 3 Feb 07

Sharing a funny comic I found. This is another good reason to go with the artificial tree! Don't forget to click on the thumnail photo to enlarge for optimal viewing!

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sherijmccane @sherijmccane (905) • United States 19 Dec 06

If you see a fat man ... Who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit,and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him...