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Good girl bad girl

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 6 Mar 07

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girl only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their...

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The casino

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 5 Mar 07

A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette she says,"I have no idea what number to play." A young, good-looking man nearby suggest she play her age. smiling at the man, she puts her money on number...

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What's the difference between women at ages of 8,18,28,38 and 48?

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 5 Mar 07

8---- You take her to bed and tell her a story. 18--- You tell her a story and take her to bed. 28--- You don't need to tell her any story to take to bed. 38--- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. 48--- You tell her a...

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One Engine left

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 4 Mar 07

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on loud speaker, "Attention,passengers. We have lost one of our engines,but we can certainly reach london with the three we have left. Unfortunately,we will arrive an...

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Sleepy

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 4 Mar 07

The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one sunday,the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during sermon....

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The principle must

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 4 Mar 07

The school health form has been distributed to the students with an error---the word "S e x" had been spelled with an "o". one mother, filling out the form her son,wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."

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Appointment

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 4 Mar 07

When the young waitress in the cafe in Tom' Building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered,for she was at least 15 years younger than me. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over,she asked...

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A smart housewife

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 4 Mar 07

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited,and said:"That'll be terrific! since one stove can save half of the coal,if I buy two,no...

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Does the dog know the proverb,too?

wlzqqsh @wlzqqsh (217) • China 4 Mar 07

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," sai a gentleman," don't be afraid. don;t you know rhe proverb: Barking dogs don't bite? "AH,yes," answer the little boy. "I know the proverb,but does the...

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