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Traceyjayne @Traceyjayne (11252) • United Kingdom 1 Apr

So today is 1st April. It is the day that until noon you are able to play jokes on people. I remember years ago there was an article in a television programme about spaghetti growing on a tree…..people believed it for a while...

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Trevor Noah should thread carefully..

Michael Duff @Wrexxo (1563) 8 Feb

..still on the Grammys..I love that moment Trevor Noah welcomed Justin Bieber back to the Grammys.. Justin had some gaps but finally returned to the Grammys and Trevor threw us a curve ball by being warm and supportive..that...

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Weird Goings on in the Park

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 30 Aug

I happened to find myself in the park, sitting and enjoying nature for a bit, when I observed a parks truck appear. One blonde woman got out and proceeded to dig a hole, and when she was done, another blonde woman got out and put...

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Quinn Dale's Just a Funny Guy

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 18 Jul

Quinn Dale is one of those comedians, which seems rare these days, who is a white guy who makes jokes about all races and gets away with it. Because he's not trying to be mean. And because he's damn funny. Sure, he gets heckled...

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...And the Sign Said

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 13 Jun

It seems that no matter where we go, we are bound to see various signs telling us we should mind this, that or the other thing, or concern ourselves with something, or be warned about something. I encountered one such sign at a...

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It Would Be Belated

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 2 Jun 25

While we were on our camping trip, we were driving around headed for the Trail of Tears park in Jackson, MO near Cape Girardeu on the 31st, where the camper was dropped, and my wife happened to remind me that May 31st was my...

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So, Which One is You?

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 10 Apr 25

We have a pretty funny gang on our favorite morning radio show in town. It's called The Rizz Show, headed by Scott Rizzuto with current "cast members" Lern, from KSHE-95 fame, Moon from the band Greek Fire, King...

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Will You Be Fooled, or Will You Do the Fooling?

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 27 Mar 25

When it comes to April Fool's Day, I don't always have a prank lined up and ready to go, and sometimes I do get fooled, although nothing readily comes to mind. Right now I have no plans to prank anyone, although I am always game...

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The Police Are on It

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 26 Mar 25

On Facebook, our community has a page called Metro East Crime, that reports on things happening in and around our area. It was reported recently that a rather strange crime had occurred where the crooks stole every single...

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Crime is Out of Hand!

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 21 Dec 24

It was reported by our local Crime Stoppers that a man walked into a Total Wine store, opened a case of beer and literally jammed 23 cans of it into his pants and tried to walk out. He was stopped by security and the cops were...

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My Friend's Old Job

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 22 Jul 24

"So, I had a job once at Dollar General," a friend said to me during a conversation. "Interesting. How did that go?" I asked him. "I got in there and organized all the shelves. I made sure clothes were neatly folded and things...

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Surely, You Can't Be Serious

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 18 Jun 24

"And don't call me Shirley." Of course, that's the joke, right? The ever-famous line from the movie, "Airplane." And a brilliant play on words at that. There are a lot of people out there who scratch their heads how it is...

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Should I Be Concerned?

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 19 Jan 24

Recently my sister invited us over for a dinner party with other family and friends, and upon my first trip to the John I encountered this tower of toilet paper stacked in the dispenser there. I came out and asked my sister,...

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I Like to TRY to Be Original

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 2 Nov 23

From time to time on social media I share memes. But more often than not the writer in me, and the sometimes funny side of me says, "No, Jim. You've got this. You can write your own jokes." And so I do. The way I see it,...

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A Good Joke Keeps the Doctor Away

Ruby Hawk @RubyHawk (99367) • Atlanta, Georgia 5 Jul 23

This old fella from the mountains loved telling jokes and he always had a good one waiting to be told. Uncle Jimmy was everybody’s best friend and confident, and nobody loved a good joke better than he did. This is one of uncle...

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Online Society Better?

Ranjith Narayan @Surinamstar27 (315) • Mumbai, India 2 Jul 23

In my village, there are only ego clashes, curses, sorcery, jealousy and fight for women. People say every thing is possible if you have money. I havent seen pure friendship, harmony or genuine laughter here. I had a knack of...

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The Possible Origin of April Fool's Day

celticeagle @celticeagle (189789) • Boise, Idaho 1 Apr 23

The first day of April is the day when people play practical jokes, hoaxes, or tricks on one another. It has been celebrated for centuries in many different cultures. Its origin continues to be a mystery. It is believed by some...

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Garden Veggie Jokes

Paula Tranchina @Ganma7 (3664) 15 Sep 22

When I read this it made me smile. Very clever and I was eating a salad so very appropriate! Speaking of gardens my friend always has a large vegetable garden and we so enjoy her donations. This Summer because of the extreme heat...

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Earrings on Nose

Luis Asuncion @luisga814 (7138) • Quezon City, Philippines 9 Aug 22

Good evening. It's already 6:54pm. Few minutes from now, I'll be opening my workstation. A while ago, while on my late lunch at 4pm at the garage, my wife is playing on her cellphone. While on the phone, where talking someone....

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Fooled On April Fool's Day

Kandase @Kandae11 (57233) 31 Mar 22

Have you ever been caught by an April Fool's Day prank or hoax?.Or have you ever believed something was an April Fool's Day joke - and it wasn't? April Fool's Day is an annual custom on April 1, when practical jokes and pranks...

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