manong05
(2930) | | Son: mom, you see that ball-legged man?Mom: son, that's rude, say it in an artistic way?Son: mom, "what manner of man is that?"
"he wears his pants in parenthesis"
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xyla_v
(280) | | Turning down a guy …..
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!HE: May I have the pleasure of... | |
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