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Maths in a bar......
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11 Feb 07
Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of...
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Fire and the Mathematician......
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11 Feb 07
One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman. The fire chief says, "Well, you look like a good guy. I'd be glad to hire you, but...
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Different People different ways to see...........
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11 Feb 07
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in africa. They drive out on the savannah in their jeep, stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars. The biologist: "Look!...
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Mathematicians, Reloaded..........
rahuldmhatre
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11 Feb 07
A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them...
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Mathematicians...........
rahuldmhatre
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11 Feb 07
What is the integral of "one over cabin" with respect to "cabin"? Answer: Natural log cabin + c = houseboat. A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the...
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Why do we learn maths.....to be a mathematician.....
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11 Feb 07
There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who can't. There are two groups of people in the world; those who believe that the world can be divided into two groups of people, and those who...
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How they prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime?
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11 Feb 07
Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction - every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime. Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime,... Engineer:...
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