penises

'Hot Rod' Dick Pix Doc Cocked Up! [Violation!]

A wacko doctor at the Mayo Clinic Hospital in Phoenix couldn't stop himself from photographing a patient's penis—because it was tattooed with the words "Hot Rod"! Says the patient of his...

Gandalf's Staff: From the mailbag: "I saw Ian McKellen in ...

From the mailbag: "I saw Ian McKellen in Lear last night. I can confirm that, in addition to a truly inspired performance, he is still swinging some pipe. I hope that I'm still packing like that when...

Ladies And Gentlemen: Your Dick-Measuring Contest Winner: The size queens over at Ripley's Believe .

The size queens over at Ripley's Believe It or Not have purchased a "12,000-year-old, 4 1/2-foot fossilized walrus penis"--reportedly the biggest ever found--for $9600 at a Beverly Hills auction. We...

Veinspotting: "A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe ...

"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry." [AFP]

Love --> Building On Fire: Will New York's high rents result in a rash ...

Will New York's high rents result in a rash of penis incinerations? One analyst says yes. [Just Putting It Out There]

In Brief: Why aren't our nation's researchers studying ...

Why aren't our nation's researchers studying the vitally important "big shoes, big cock" hypothesis? It's an outrage! [WCS]

IN BRIEF: "You know, a penis is more than a phallic ...

"You know, a penis is more than a phallic symbol made flesh. It's a warm, life-sized attachment that serves a number of utilitarian purposes, too, and over time develops its own wry personality and...

The First Cut Is The Deepest: What's The Flap About Reduced Circumcision Rates?

Yesterday, news broke that the circumcision rate in the US was the lowest it's ever been, with some states' rates hovering below 50%. Experts attribute the drop to immigration, as well as changing...

THE PERILS OF PENILE ENHANCEMENT:

"I wonder why in every advertisement I've ever seen for tummy tucks or nose jobs there are patient photos printed but in this brochure there are no BEFORE and AFTER penises." [WCS]

'Styles' Serves Up A Big Bowl Of Spotted Dick

You know, there's no better way to undermine those silly jokes about Styles being "the gay section" than to run a giant collection of crotch shots in the paper. Still, we can probably have some fun:...