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Not only can you live with a douche you found ... [The Parent Crap]

Not only can you live with a douche you found on Craigslist, you can also babysit a monster! "Manny or Nanny wanted for 8 year old diva," declares a Connecticut "self-employed" mom. "This is a great...

The Parent Crap: Not only can you live with a douche you found ...

Not only can you live with a douche you found on Craigslist, you can also babysit a monster! "Manny or Nanny wanted for 8 year old diva," declares a Connecticut "self-employed" mom. "This is a great...

The Parent Crap: Hey, the list of most popular baby names ...

Hey, the list of most popular baby names in New York City came out today! It's not online, darn it. For boys: Joshua is #4! Jayden is #5! Elijah is #28! Alex is #44! There were 82 Malachis! 92...

Lies Well Disguised: The Great Diaper Wars

94 years ago, liar H.K. McCann launched his NYC ad agency with the slogan "Truth Well Told." That was a big fat lie. Advertising copywriter Copyranter brings you instances of advertising lies and the...

The Parent Crap: Incredibly Wealthy And Extraordinarily Taut

Why did we not know before today that socialite Muffie Potter Aston and her plastic surgeon-to-the-stars husband, facelift king Sherrell Aston, had named their twins Bracie and Ashleigh? Bracie!...

The Parent Crap: Multitasking Prostitute Proves Working Moms CAN Have It All

We may be in the midst of a cocaine shortage here in town, but things aren't as dire upstate:Schenectady Police have arrested a Saratoga woman in a prostitution bust and they say that woman, Linda...

The Parent Crap: Lower Back Tattoos Helping To Keep Poseurs Out Of Gene Pool

So you were kind of a wild girl in your mid-twenties, right? Crazy, but not too crazy? You'd date musicians, sure, but mostly jam band types? "Lezzed up" with your friends in bars, but only to...

The Parent Crap: Rich New York Breeders Forced To Rely On Outerborough Sperm

Crisis! "New Yorkers looking for a bouncy, blond, blue-eyed baby are in a panic as the city's largest sperm bank - and the only one with imported goods - is running dry." Seems that Cryos...

The Parent Crap: "A New Zealand couple is looking to call ...

"A New Zealand couple is looking to call their newborn son Superman—but only because their chosen name of 4Real has been rejected by the government registry." [Reuters]

The Hamptons: The Monogram Store

Right next to the "A Little Bit of What You Fancy" boutique on Newton Lane in East Hampton is the perpetually bustling Monogram Shop. We all love to see our names in print. But only the wealthy...