zjh2007

@zjh2007 (28)

China • Age 64

Joined myLot 17 years ago

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One of my good friend finally married.

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 4 Jul 08

One of my good friend is finally married. At first,he is a celibate,have already feared feeling to the marriage and use various lend to push to take off marriage,we these friends who be good friends with get together each time...

friend

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Obama:Give economy $50 billion boost.Useful?

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 10 Jun 08

With a big jump in unemployment rate and record oil prices,Barack Obama says he wants to extend benefits for those out of work and send out more rebate checks. The incitement program of the Obama economy is see and still find out...

economy give big

rebate

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Do the American people really get redy?

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 5 Jun 08

Do the American people really get redy? Would they really like to accept a black to be a president? Ithe deep form doubt! The presidential primary of the United States,democracy party candidate Ao Ba Ma3 finally win,pulled down...

really ready

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Blonde Visits Shrink

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 5 Jun 08

A blonde is speaking his psychiatrist. Blonde:"I'm on the road a lot,and clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist:"Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde:"That was a little too expensive,so I did...

blonde car

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Blonde Rolls Back the Odometer

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 11 Aug 07

A blonde wanted to sell her car,but couldn`t find any buyers.She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles ." Her friend told her that was the problem.But the...

blonde rolls back the odometer

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A Blonde`s Haircut

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 9 Aug 07

A blonde walked into a hairdresser`s with a pair of hendphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut-but "don`t touch the headphones, OK?" "Fine," said the hairdresser-alittle taken aback-but happy for the work. Three...

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Blonde in the Mirror

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 24 Jul 07

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I`ve seen this person somewhere before..." The other blonde takes the...

blonde in the mirror

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Blonde Speeder

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 24 Jul 07

Ablonde was driving down a highway and all of sudden a cop sitting on the road side turns on his flashing red lights. The blonde seeing the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop. When the gets...

blonde speeder

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Blonde Needed Some Money

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 24 Jul 07

There was a blonde who wanted to make some money,so she decided to kidnap a child and hold him fox ransom. She went to the park and grabbed a boy and pulled him behind a tree. She wrote a note that said: I`ve kidnapped your...

blonde needed some money

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Which One?

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 22 Jul 07

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease "Would you mind telling me,Doctor,"she asked,"how you detect a mental deficiency in...

which one

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The Blonde and the Horse

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 22 Jul 07

There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but is kind of afraid of horses.She still likes horses,so she decides to overcome her fear.So one day she hops on a horse,and the horse starts galloping and won't stop.She starts to...

the blonde and the horse

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Blonde on the Run

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 21 Jul 07

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails,so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute...

blonde on the run

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Blonde`s Helicopter Lessons

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 21 Jul 07

One day, a blonde went to get lessons on how to fly a plane. The guy at the airport said there were no more plane flying lessons this year but she could take helicopter lessons instend. The blonde agreed and the man taught her...

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Her Mother Died, Too!

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 20 Jul 07

One day, Blonde`s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and house and...

her mother died

too

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Soccer Blonde

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 20 Jul 07

A blonde began a job an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during rccess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the...

soccer blonde

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Blonde with Chickens

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 18 Jul 07

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,"What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies:"I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess...

blonde with chickens

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Blonde in Pain

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 2 Jul 07

A Blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said,"Show me where." The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!" Then she touched her leg and...

blonde in paid

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A Blonde Ice Fishing

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 28 Jun 07

A blonde wanted to go fishing. She`d read many books on subject, and finally, after getting all the neccssary items together, she made for the neares frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a cicular cut...

blonde goes ice fishing

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Blonde Passenger

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 28 Jun 07

A blonde is on a four-engine plane. All of a sudden there`s a loud bang.The pilot comes on the radio and says,"I`m sony, our first engine has jus shut off. We`ll be delayed 45 minutes." Then there`s another bang. Once again, the...

blonde passenger

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There Was a Blonde So Dumb That...

zjh2007 @zjh2007 (28) • China 19 Jun 07

*She called me to get my phone number. *She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". *She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *She tried to put M&M`s in...

was blonde so dumb she

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