bhattee

@bhattee (164)

Pakistan • Age 37

Joined myLot 18 years ago

Pakistan Zindahbad

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World Cup begins...

ram_cv @ram_cv (16513) • India 13 Mar 07

West Indies have made 241/9 from their quota of 50 overs. Will Pakistan chase it? Who's gonna be the man of the match? Cheers! Ram

pakistan

west indies

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bhattee My Prayers re With Pakistan Inshallah They Will Win

13 Mar 07

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Saturday nights

pizzoli @pizzoli (3366) • Italy 10 Mar 07

What do you do on Saturday's nights????

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bhattee i Spend Saturday Nights Watching Tv Or A Good Movie. During The Marriage Season here in Pakistan Most Of The Marraige Functions Are Either Held On Saturday Or On Sundays So If im invited to one them Night Is dedicated to the functions.

10 Mar 07

Submit your jokes you like most at any language (English urdu French etc)

ahadhussain @ahadhussain (184) • Pakistan 1 Mar 07

if you have any jokes submit it

jokes

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bhattee Question:There Is Drive Slow board near boys college but not near girls college.Why? Answer:Because Vehicles Automatically Slow Over There! ************ Jhonny:I Have A serious Memory Problem.I Cant remember Any Thing! Tom:Since When Do You Have This...

4 Mar 07

Submit your jokes you like most at any language (English urdu French etc)

ahadhussain @ahadhussain (184) • Pakistan 1 Mar 07

if you have any jokes submit it

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bhattee Doctor:App Ko Kia Problem Hai. Pateint:Patle Motion. Dr:Kitne Patle? Patient:Bhut Patle. Doctor:Phir Bhi Kitne. Patient:itne k aap us se kulli kar sakte hain.

1 Mar 07

Submit your jokes you like most at any language (English urdu French etc)

ahadhussain @ahadhussain (184) • Pakistan 1 Mar 07

if you have any jokes submit it

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bhattee Sardar Ji To sales Man:I want to buy pink Curtains 4 my Computer. Salesman:But computers dont need curtains. angry Sardarji:Oayee, I Have Windows Installed In It.

1 Mar 07

the way KIDS REPLY can be MESSY :))

totalearnings @totalearnings (1603) • India 1 Mar 07

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,...

ha ha

kids jokes

laugh

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bhattee What did the Sardar Do When He Missed the 69 Bus. he Took the 33 bus twice instead.

1 Mar 07

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Required sources.

secret4u @secret4u (105) • Pakistan 7 Feb 07

what sources do Pakistan required for development???????

pakistan

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bhattee Where Your Personal Opinion. YEs Pakistan Does Need A Literate Population. But Before that We Need To Handover The RunninG of Our Country To The Right People, Cause Right Can Get Everything Right.Investing in Education(Which I Personally Think Is Going...

20 Feb 07

Landlord....Would you Say this is Reasonable?

Jshean20 @Jshean20 (14347) • Canada 17 Feb 07

So you've given your landlord 3 months notice that you will be leaving on April 1st. Obviously he/she wants to find some new renters but is it OK for them to take people through your place while you're still living there? We got a...

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bhattee Here In pakistan Everything Is Legal For the Filthy Rich People. If They Want They Can Even Kick Tenants Out Of their Houses the next day.

18 Feb 07

My phone fell in...and drowned!

Sawsen @Sawsen (793) • United States 17 Feb 07

I was washing my hands in the school restroom and my phone was in my front pocket. I bent down to get some soap, and before I knew it, my phone fell inside the sink!!! :( It completely drowned. I tried turning it on, but it's...

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bhattee Its Been 2 Years since I Bought My Nokia n-gage QD It Has Fallen 2 times in Water. Its Got Millions Of Scratchs its fallen from 6 feet or higher for around 100s of times and guess what it still works excellent. Thats the difference between...

17 Feb 07

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Advice for "Kid"

angelhuihui @angelhuihui (264) • China 12 Feb 07

A bit of advice for those about to retire.If you are only 65 years old, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is N their 70s,80s,or 90s. So when something has to be moved,lifted or loaded,they yell,"Get the kid."

kid

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bhattee Wife:What is 10 Years with me. Husband:A Second. Wife:What Is $1000 for me. Husband:A Coin. Wife:Ok Give mE a Coin. Husband:Wait A Second

12 Feb 07

When a man cooks for a woman!

fabwisp @fabwisp (1327) 12 Feb 07

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion: The woman goes to the store and buys the food. The woman fixes the salad,...

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bhattee Q:why is the Maths book always Upset? A. Because iT has A Lot Of Problems.

12 Feb 07

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Have you read...

webster76 @webster76 (152) 11 Jan 07

Has anybody read any of Dan Browns novels other than the DaVinci Code. I have read The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons which is the Prelude to The DaVinci Code. I think 'Angels and Demons is a better story. Robert Langdon...

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bhattee I Have read all his books other than the angels and demons No Robert dows not appear in Deception Point as well As Digital Fortress Deception point is really good two Its about a discovery that NASA makes. A metriote with alein fossils But For...

9 Feb 07

your family name please?

sungat @sungat (1015) • Pakistan 29 Jan 07

my family name is zehri and yours please?

family name

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bhattee My Family Name iS Bhatti And thats my name or mylot too cause most of my frnds and teachers call me by my family name that is bhatti but they pronounce the "i" such as it sounds like "ee" and there fore bhattee my family members and cousins only call...

8 Feb 07

are you in love?

sungat @sungat (1015) • Pakistan 29 Jan 07

i am nt in love with any guy and what about you?

love

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bhattee not me.

8 Feb 07

Another joke to keep you going

weemam @weemam (13372) 8 Feb 07

My friend sent me this one earlier , I thought it was brilliant xx doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked...

really funny

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bhattee I Hope My Lot Introduces a system to edit our posts soon

8 Feb 07

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The Inexpirienced Chinaman...

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 7 Feb 07

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to...

sharing jokes

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bhattee Do You Know It Takes 15 trees To produce the amount of paper we use to write a exam. so join us in the noble cause for saving trees Say NO to EXAMS

8 Feb 07

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