davis123

@davis123 (507)

United States • Age 36

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Windows 98 Errors

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

Windows 98 Error Codes Reference Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet: WinErr: 001 Windows loaded -...

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Useful Work Tips

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

Here are some incredibly useful phrases you can use when in the workplace... If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’… If you don’t know how it works, call it a ‘process’… If you don’t know whether its worth...

the lone ranger

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Urinal Challenge

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own....

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Unavoidable Laws

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe... 1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose...

busy signal

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True Definitions

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat...

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Travel Agent Stories

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

These are actual stories from travel agents about their moronic customers... Someone ask for an aisle seat so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (probably blonde) A client called in...

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It seems each year television gets worse and worse, just look at what's on telev

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

It seems each year television gets worse and worse, just look at what's on television tonight... FOX 8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain 8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape 9:00 Jiggle It Beach 9:30 LA Chicks 10:00...

Tombstone Humor

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These epitaphs are reported to be from actual tombstones... On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here...

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Things To Ponder

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a...

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the man and the jr

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was once this guy who liked to travel from pub to pub across the countryside. One day, he came up to a pub he had never heard of. He went...

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stupid questions

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest... 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?2. If a person owns a piece...

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stuck on the island

davis123 @davis123 (507) • United States 8 Apr 07

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life......

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