fodschwazzle

@fodschwazzle (85)

United States • Age 39

Joined myLot 19 years ago

"Dude, you're gettin' a Fodschwazzle!"

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"In God We Trust" or Should it be In Jesus We Trust?

powermannx @powermannx (450) • United States 21 Dec 09

Just maybe America needs to change the way we look and respect money, the idea of changing the slogan may not be so far fetched as most American people think. Do you feel that this would be an appropriate change to what is already...

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fodschwazzle The name does not matter. People kill for money in Jesus' name almost constantly. That, and not everyone believes in Jesus, but other religions also have other Gods. Do we really want to create a country where a significant number of people, although not the...

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Would you like to drive a Zamboni?

bounce58 @bounce58 (17380) • Canada 21 Dec 09

Imagine driving a Zamboni at an intermission during a Stanley Cup playoff game... A few weeks ago, one of my myLot friends here started a discussion about the best fantasy job in hockey (thanks jewels49). I think I put in...

zamboni

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fodschwazzle Why yes. I certainly would like to drive the Zamboni. There is a song by Gear Daddies called "I Wanna Drive a Zamboni." It was featured in the movie Mystery, Alaska. The song kind of has a country twang to it. Not a good song, but a glorious machine.

21 Dec 09

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Why are diamonds are best friend of gals

nitin13techie @nitin13techie (393) • India 23 Aug 09

Why are diamonds best friends of girls

diamonds

girls

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fodschwazzle They are not.

23 Aug 09

Why girls like teddies so much

nitin13techie @nitin13techie (393) • India 23 Aug 09

why girls like teddies so much

girls

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fodschwazzle Teddies are flippin' awesome, that's why. As a man, I hold a high point of esteem for teddies. Not the lingerie "teddy" mind you, but the "bear" teddy.

23 Aug 09

What wouls you do

nitin13techie @nitin13techie (393) • India 23 Aug 09

if your best friend proposes you

best

friend

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fodschwazzle Laugh at her. I'm already married, and my wife is my best friend. We've already done the wedding ceremony thing twice (one court date and one formal occasion) so future wedding activities between us are pretty much a non-question.

23 Aug 09

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Should students get free parking lot at school? If not so, how much is enough?

minhminh0604 @minhminh0604 (342) • United States 17 Jul 09

I do not know about other countries, but in my country America, students have to pay to have parking lots at school. I am studying in a statr University/ This year, I have to pay almost $150 just for a slot to park my car while I...

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fodschwazzle No. Schools are articulate, conniving liars when it comes to parking fees. My school charges almost $190 PER SEMESTER to park in slots that may or may not actually be available. They do not need that money, they just want it very badly to maintain the high pay...

17 Jul 09

Dreaming of the devil...twice in a month...

kcoregon @kcoregon (302) • United States 15 Jul 09

I don't normally have dreams about the devil. There was a time once when I dreamed of a demon girl in a series of three dreams ending in her death by my stabbing her with a cross. But... Now I am having dreams about the devil....

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fodschwazzle Probably you need to check the light bulb on the porch light. It might be going dead. If porch light color is such a significant correlation to holiness, I recommend those "reveal" light bulbs; they shine a little less yellow and a bit more greenish at night,...

15 Jul 09

Why r all girls so same and why do they always hurt guys?

hollowheart @hollowheart (1572) • India 15 Jul 09

I know this would lead to a lot of controversies, but yet i need this answer from my my heart. I know even we guys hurt u girls. I have always been hurt and even today. So please help me understand the true reasons why girls r so...

betrayal

hatred

pain

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fodschwazzle Is it possible that the way you behave in a relationship provokes the same reaction every time? Because, honestly, not all girls are the same. Women are as different to each other as men are different to each other, if not more. But if you're doing...

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Create wealth automatically

sharonmerwe @sharonmerwe (24) • South Africa 15 Jul 09

I am sick of clicking away my days and only earn cents. That is a lot of hard work for very little. I have also lost a lot of money.....while trying to make money. I have finally found a way to make money - rands - not cents!!! A...

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fodschwazzle I'm gonna have to call you out on that one. Whole thing stinks like a scam.

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Rising price of a packet

ausgc21 @ausgc21 (340) • Australia 8 Jul 09

I've heard a rumours that the next rise in cigarette tax gonna make a packet of 25s here in Australia cost AU$20. Limitations on place I can smoke is getting more strict every year too. I admit that these are good things after...

cigarette

price

tax

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fodschwazzle In USA smoking is slowly getting banned from just about everywhere, and anti-smoking campaigns are trendier than cigarettes. The price of smoking rises and the restrictions on tobacco companies are just recently increased. So its best to try and find a way to...

8 Jul 09

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Projectile vomiting.

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 8 Jul 09

Have you ever spent an entire day vomiting intermittently (at least once per hour)? Have you ever, as an adult, vomited on the carpet because you could not make it to the bathroom in time? Can you control the volume (the loudness)...

control

sick

vomit

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fodschwazzle I was a couple days ago. And yes, both ends. But at least I made it to the bathroom for the back end. My wife is really angry at me for throwing up on the carpet, when all I can say is that I couldn't really control it. I just felt blah, and then charged for...

8 Jul 09

Projectile vomiting.

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 8 Jul 09

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Help!

ky1119 @ky1119 (698) • United States 8 Jul 09

I'm losing my voice! I'm going all hoarse! I don't feel bad, no sore throat, nothing like that. I do sleep with a fan on, so I'm wondering if that has something to do with it. I talk all day on the phone for a living, I need my...

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fodschwazzle Perhaps you should try fewer exclamation marks. They are bad for your voice if it is running out. Otherwise, avoid milk, gargle warm saltwater, don't sing if you don't need to, get a cool mist humidifier, and eat chicken brothy soups.

8 Jul 09

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Are You An Individual Or A Herd

gewcew23 @gewcew23 (8007) • United States 8 Jul 09

When some one tells you what to do, do you obey or do you question? When a certain Congresswoman from a certain state who elected a dolt to be it's Senator announced her and her family would not answer the questionnaire on the...

herdism

individualism

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fodschwazzle I like everybody's kool-aid, but I'm also an independent kool-aid brewer. I try to create a herd inside a herd to split off and be different, but you need to be pretty well off to make a thoroughly addictive kool-aid.

8 Jul 09

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So Much To Live For (a goofy poem)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 8 Jul 09

Throwing his young life away staying up all hours for days, driving at excessive speeds, and he's the only one who pays. Brief stops at the priory, writing in his diary, everyday he's in a fog, it's party time, and he...

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fodschwazzle Sounds like this fellow has plenty going for him. Is he drinking soap? Or are those beer suds in the third to the last line? Nice. Kind of sing songy.

8 Jul 09

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I'm So Tired Of Hearing About Michael Jackson...

regnastorma @regnastorma (53) • United States 8 Jul 09

Seriously, Michael was another musician. Great musicians have died before, most, in my opinion, were a lot better than Michael Jackson. Why does he get such a big dramatic funeral? I want to hear all your opinions on this...

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fodschwazzle Because oh he just died so young and oh he was such a philanthropist and oh he taught young black americans how to dance and make music and be recognized. There is your stock response. There are countless thousands of homeless, fameless, non-pedophile...

8 Jul 09

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Is bullying a problem in your country?

mipen2006 @mipen2006 (5528) • Australia 8 Jul 09

In Australia, bullying is becoming a problem issue with more and more school children being bullied avery year. From 1 in six early this decade, it has increased to 1 in 4 in a recent study, which makes it a serious and disturbing...

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fodschwazzle Bullying is ubiquitous in America. It is difficult to find a school system that isn't rife with bullying. And, honestly, private schools do not help matters. My wife went to a private school for 11 years, and she felt ostracized the entire time, if not...

8 Jul 09

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