johnnythebest

@johnnythebest (28)

India • Age 45

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Favorite Commentator?

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 12 Jan 07

Frndz, Tell me who is ur favorite commentator? I personally feel Geoffrey Boycott is the best commentator in recent years, and Jeff thomson is the best of all? What about urs?

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johnnythebest My fav.commentator is ravi shastri.

13 Jan 07

Cricket Umpires and accuracy!

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

A recent update says that cricket Umpires have decision making accuracy above 90% on average!!Doesn't it sound quiet surprising? What do you comment on this? Many times in recent series India vs RSA, the umpires made wrong...

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johnnythebest Great.yeah, it is. Sometimes umpires make mistakes. But this is acceptable at this level.I think they r trying their level best.

11 Jan 07

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20-20

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Is 20-20 form necessary for the cricket? I think because of this the beauty of the sport spoils.The test cricket might be in vain.Genuine Technical players like dravid, laxman, sunny will disappear from the cricket in future. Then...

technical players

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johnnythebest It's not necessary. The test cricket is a beauty.20-20 won't suit our players. But the board wants to grab some money in his pocket.

11 Jan 07

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Match Venues

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Do you think that regional distribution of match venues makes any sense? Because of this, many good venues have to be kept quiet and we loose a lot of money due to the bad grounds offered by the BCCI. Thase venues won't have...

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johnnythebest I think it makes sense. All the grounds should be exposed to international players, so that the standards are going to be improved.

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Commonwealth games

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Should the game of cricket be added in the commonwealth games?(of course, once it found a berth and there after politics entered BCCI). I think it should be. Our players can win us medals easily.But BCCI seems to be more keen on...

bcci

commonwealth

cricket

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johnnythebest Of course, it should be. But the Board is not responding well. We have to see as spectators until they decide.!!

11 Jan 07

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test team

s_ritesh20 @s_ritesh20 (222) • India 10 Jan 07

which is best opening pair of indian team for test matches

cricket

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johnnythebest Rahul Dravid, the technically sound batsman and virender sehwag, the dashing batsman are appropriate for the test team. If a left and right hand combination is needed, then u may go for gautam gambhir instead of sehwag

11 Jan 07

Umpires and Asians?

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Are umpires unfair towards the Asians? I can give the example of many bowlers who suffered from these non-asian umpires. wonderful players like muralitharan, harbhajan, malinga,shoaib akthar, Asif etc. are suffered from this...

asian

bowler

umpire

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johnnythebest Yes.It's true. ICC must spy on these activities little more.

11 Jan 07

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Windows is the solution!

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 9 Jan 07

MicroSoft is not the answer, MicroSoft is the question, the answer is no. Why does the DOS version of a program always run faster on a 2 MB 16 MHz 386SX than the Windows version on a 8 MB 66 MHz 486DX2? Is MicroSoft a new toilet...

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johnnythebest Oh microsoft a question!real great stuff

11 Jan 07

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Do you like babies?

Flippish @flippish2014 (870) • Quezon City, Philippines 26 Aug 17

I am watching a tv show about babies. I want one someday if i am stable financially somehow. I prefer adoption rather give birth but my boyfriend wanted our own child. Babies are adorable and cute.

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johnnythebest I am watching a tv show about babies. I want one someday if i am stable financially somehow. I prefer adoption rather give birth but my boyfriend wanted our own child. Babies are adorable and cute.

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Newton/meter squared=Pascal

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 9 Jan 07

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den........... He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start...

hide n seek

newton

pascal

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johnnythebest Marvellous

11 Jan 07

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This is how engineers are

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 9 Jan 07

People come up with peculiar or funny answers in interviews or exams: Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C. as compared to D.C. ? Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a...

engineers

integrated circuit

step down transformer

step up transformer

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johnnythebest awesome.I like these stuff very much

11 Jan 07

Thank God

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 9 Jan 07

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone: "Bring me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You f..l; you've dialed...

boss

joke

trainee

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johnnythebest great

11 Jan 07

Some Definitions..Just enjoy

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 9 Jan 07

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3.stupidity:If your...

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johnnythebest I enjoyed a lot

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10 excuses for sleeping at work!!

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 9 Jan 07

1. `'They told me at the blood bank this might happen.'' 2. `'This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.'' 3. `'Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You...

mission statement

jokes

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johnnythebest Keep going great stuff

11 Jan 07

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Computer Acronyms

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can't See It DOS Defective Operating System BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry...

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johnnythebest Can't understand so easily.i hav read this 3 times.Very cool stuff.Keep going on

11 Jan 07

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Bihar Driving License...Application form.., its very funny

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Bihar Driving License...Application form.. DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. For instruktions, see bottom applikason. 1....

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johnnythebest Baap Rey, fantastic stuff.Hats off

11 Jan 07

Joke>>>> Air India

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the...

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johnnythebest Real cool stuff

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the heights of watching serials

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

Patna in bihar state due to rain the house got flooded. But people don't want to miss the serial. See this picture

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johnnythebest I watch games like cricket like this!:-}

11 Jan 07

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If Newton is in a romantic mood..:-))

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

Law of conservation of love "Love can be neither created nor destroyed, but can only be trsferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend, with some loss of money" First Law: "A boy in love with a girl continue to be in...

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johnnythebest Sorry dude.I forgot these laws, and i am an arts student.Inspite of that, i can understand and enjoy ur jokes very much.

11 Jan 07

See this funny picture..

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

Plane landing!!.. how is it?

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johnnythebest I am enjoyed a lot. Keep posting jokes like this.These are funny.Thank you, and also myLot.

11 Jan 07