juyajuan7805

@juyajuan7805 (20)

China • Age 47

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send a letter

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

Ali,who was working a long way from home,wanted to send a letter to his wife ,but he could neither read nor write,and he had to work all day,so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found...

five years experience and imagination

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience....

The new baby

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that...

Drunks

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." Both...

Ford and God

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an angel told Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention - the assembly line - changed the world. As a reward, you can hangout(??) with anyone you want to in...

You are his father

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

This bloke is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling," the husband...

'Our' not 'Your'

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

At a small parish (??)in rural New England there lived a priest, and several nuns. One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs (??,???)in the church were beginning to fray(??). She went to the priest and told him,...

Stupid?

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a...

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Lawyer's Dog

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand...

Cut the tail off

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my...

Second language

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified...

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First time in America

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat, they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches, they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot...

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Shy Guy

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he...

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Good Intentions

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig." "I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me." Days passed, and nothing more was...

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Two Men

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum. they came across one individual in the grounds , with wild eyes, disheveled hair, feverishly endeavoring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket. "His was a sad...

wild eyes

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Father's Thing

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got...

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A Girl Just Like Mother

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her." So the young man searched and...

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A Useful Lesson

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

In England nobody under the age of 18 is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often, but he never took his son, Tom, because he was too young. Then when Tom had his eighteenth...

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Mum's Piano

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

A My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet(???,??)" "How come?" I asked. "Well," he...

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Gossips

juyajuan7805 @juyajuan7805 (20) • China 12 Feb 07

A women complained to a friend,"She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her." "Well," replied her friend in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her." "Oh dear!" sighed the first...