lprhll

@lprhll (387)

Italy • Age 47

Joined myLot 19 years ago

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Plz Read This Any Suggestions?

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 12 Mar 07

My friend ArchAng3l has not been able to log in to mylot for about 5 days now.Every time she tries to log in she gets a login failed message ,she ahd tried many times and even had the password sent to her but still she can't log...

help

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A guy walks past a ..................

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice...

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One day a girl brings .......

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more...

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Golf Balls

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks...

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Two women that are dog owners

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman...

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License To Kick

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the...

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t was the day of the big sale

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front...

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The new employee stood before.................

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and...

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A well dressed business man was.................

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large...

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An artist asked the gallery owner................

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered...

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An eight-year-old boy went................

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my...

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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats ...................................

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became...

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Bar Joke

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 8 Mar 07

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he...

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Donald MacDonald Of Scotland

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 7 Mar 07

Donald MacDonald from the Highlandswent to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him (no doubt...

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3 people

Wonder Clocks

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 7 Mar 07

A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for. She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every...

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5'0 clock news

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 7 Mar 07

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay...

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Some Small Blonde Jokes

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 7 Mar 07

A blonde buys a box of laundry detergent, and it says on the box, "20 uses". A day later, the blonde calls the laundry detergent company and says" I bought your product and the box says '20 uses', but all it does is my...

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Blonde Buys a lottery

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 7 Mar 07

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. SHe goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies hes ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that...

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Rock Climbing Blondes

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 7 Mar 07

During a rock climbing expedition, an accident occurred, as some of the grappling hooks gave way. This left the eleven climbers clinging precariously to the wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on the...

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Bonde At The Craps Table

lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 7 Mar 07

Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely nude."...

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