mridig

@mridig (202)

India • Age 48

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Hi people!!!!! Tell me some good jokes n all the good jokes would get a rating!!

pooja29 @pooja29 (20) • United States 27 Nov 06

Hi people!!!!! Tell me some good jokes n all the good jokes would get a rating!! can give it a try...

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mridig War Hero Load An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Ccassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her...

6 Jan 07

Hi people!!!!! Tell me some good jokes n all the good jokes would get a rating!!

pooja29 @pooja29 (20) • United States 27 Nov 06

Hi people!!!!! Tell me some good jokes n all the good jokes would get a rating!! can give it a try...

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mridig Silent Treatment Load A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 A.M. for an early flight to Sydney. Not...

6 Jan 07

joke,manmohan singh,musharraf,aishwarya

satyam_sivam @satyam_sivam (164) • India 18 Dec 06

Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are travelling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women...

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mridig Lesbians Load A young guy at a bar notices two girls deep in conversation. He walks over and asks, “You girls want a drink?” “You’re wasting your time,” says one of the ladies. “We’re lesbians.” “What’s a lesbian?” he asks. “We like to have daxe...

6 Jan 07

Funny Jokes, Do you find this amusing?

wiwiwawa @wiwiwawa (119) • Malaysia 19 Nov 06

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail....

amusing

funny

jokes

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mridig Tender Aligator Load A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ’em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will...

6 Jan 07

HOW WILL YOU MAKE A SORROW MAN HAPPY?

UPLANA @UPLANA (3159) • India 7 Oct 06

BY GIVING HIM money OR_______?????

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mridig Peace Load A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle East, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says, "No,...

6 Jan 07

HOW WILL YOU MAKE A SORROW MAN HAPPY?

UPLANA @UPLANA (3159) • India 7 Oct 06

BY GIVING HIM money OR_______?????

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mridig Ten Minutes Late Load One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?" George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten...

6 Jan 07

Veg or Non-Veg? Which kind of jokes u like?

ShahidKhan1479 @ShahidKhan1479 (1522) • India 10 Nov 06

Veg or Non-Veg? Which kind of jokes u like?

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mridig Heavenly Punishment Load Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same Loadens to the second...

6 Jan 07

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Whats your hobby ?

proofsay @proofsay (661) • Indonesia 25 Nov 06

i like swimming, travelling

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mridig Guardian Angel Load A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished....

6 Jan 07

Meteorite making people sick

ElicBxn @ElicBxn (64168) • United States 19 Sep 07

Have any of you heard about this? My roomie told me about it yesterday morning & I found this video: http://video.aol.com/video/news-meteorite-crash-causes-mysterious-illness/1972225 You know, I've heard speculation that the...

video news

science

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mridig Have any of you heard about this? My roomie told me about it yesterday morning & I found this video: http://video.aol.com/video/news-meteorite-crash-causes-mysterious-illness/1972225 You know, I've heard speculation that the common cold might've also...

19 Sep 07

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mid-autumn day is on the corner

lisa_wxy @lisa_wxy (393) • China 19 Sep 07

We chinese will celebrate the mid-autumn day on next Tuesday.and,as u know,we eat mooncakes that day.it is an old traditional holiday.now ,people give mooncakes as a gift to friends or relatives.that is no wonder when u walk on...

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mridig We chinese will celebrate the mid-autumn day on next Tuesday.and,as u know,we eat mooncakes that day.it is an old traditional holiday.now ,people give mooncakes as a gift to friends or relatives.that is no wonder when u walk on the street,you can see the...

19 Sep 07

How many times a day do you check your email ?

clintz15 @clintz15 (974) • India 29 Sep 06

Check email regularly ?

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mridig Problem With Moths Load This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the...

6 Jan 07

Does a postman deliver his own mail ?

pkn1001 @pkn1001 (188) • India 6 Oct 06

Hay what u think. Is it possible ? Does a postman deliver his own mail?

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mridig The Poor Camel Load The new Marine Captain was cassigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there....

6 Jan 07

Who were you in a past life?

gmakesmoney @gmakesmoney (2923) • United States 19 Sep 07

Do you believe in reincarnation? Reincarnation is the belief that when one dies, one's body decomposes, but something of oneself is reborn in another body. It is the belief that one has lived before and will live again in another...

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mridig Do you believe in reincarnation? Reincarnation is the belief that when one dies, one's body decomposes, but something of oneself is reborn in another body. It is the belief that one has lived before and will live again in another body after death. Who do you...

19 Sep 07

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jokes

aish0123 @aish0123 (142) • India 8 Dec 06

what is jokes

jokes

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mridig The Shakes Load An old man and a old woman met at an retirement home. They had been dating for quite some time now and one day the old man asks, "If I pull out my ttpenis, would you hold it?" The women agrees and so everyday they would sit on a bench in the...

6 Jan 07

another joke...have fun...

precy828 @precy828 (1294) • Philippines 30 Dec 06

HAPPY HOUR A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir," replies the bartender. "that'll be one peso." "Piso!" exclaims the customer. The Barman replies, "Yes." So the...

jokes

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mridig No Pants Load One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on! So he goes up to his grandpa and says "Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?" His grandpa...

6 Jan 07

Another christmas cartoon

beckyomg1 @beckyomg1 (6756) • United States 8 Dec 06

Heres another one

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mridig Sitting In The Car Load A policeman pcasses a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on...

6 Jan 07

Resident Evil 3: Who's Excited?

Tarrish @Tarrish (562) • United States 19 Sep 07

I was at the gym the other night, and I saw a new preview for Resident Evil 3. I was so excited I almost jumped off the treadmill. lol Is anybody else as excited as I am for this movie? I know it won't be an Oscar winner or...

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mridig I was at the gym the other night, and I saw a new preview for Resident Evil 3. I was so excited I almost jumped off the treadmill. lol Is anybody else as excited as I am for this movie? I know it won't be an Oscar winner or anything, but I think this series is...

19 Sep 07

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Joke-Untold Secret of Married Life

brendalee @brendalee (6082) • United States 1 Dec 06

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long...

funny

joke

laugh

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mridig Viagra For Elderly People Load A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?"...

6 Jan 07

Jokes as Topics--Valid or Abuse?

Kareng @kareng (79981) • United States 30 Dec 06

I've seen several posts that are nothing but a joke. Is this a valid post or abuse? And if you feel it is abuse, do you report them?

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mridig The Load Load A manager was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Load". He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned...

6 Jan 07

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