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vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 9 Jan 07

The Titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian :How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two...

fool

sardarji

titanic

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

prafulla107 @prafulla107 (435) • India 12 Jan 07

Hi people . For those who don't know it, Sardar jokes are as popular and common in India, as the Blonde Jokes in the west . So enjoy . This is not to offend anyone . It's all in good fun, my friends .. Santa Singh and Banta...

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

tinkuvinay @tinkuvinay (15) • India 12 Jan 07

once laloo wanted to the time diff between lasvegas and patna.. Then he called up the Tourist department and asked them: " O Bhayya.. could me tell time difference between patna and Las Begas?? The man at the pther end...

laloo wanted to know the time diff

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

emisle @emisle (3822) • Ireland 6 Jan 07

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are sitting in a bar. All of a sudden, three flies dive into their beers. The Englishman says, "Bartender, a fly just dived into my beer. Bring me another one." The Englishman got another...

jokes

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

Dicky @hobohobo (678) • Indonesia 11 Jan 07

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be...

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

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doc_sid9 @doc_sid9 (316) • India 13 Jan 07

some persons where introducing infront of the group of old people.... one guy named george says---- i m george the gr8 king of england. other guy named john says----- i am john the gr8 baptist.. a gal by name mary...

virgin

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah,...

joke

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

bevanamit @bevanamit (645) • India 6 Jan 07

IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke ..... Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 9 Jan 07

1. `'They told me at the blood bank this might happen.'' 2. `'This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.'' 3. `'Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You...

mission statement

jokes

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pabitra_g orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the...

20 Feb 07

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