petra_premenstral

@petra_premenstral (199)

Age 38

Joined myLot 19 years ago

I love to eat men

Comments (55)

petra_premenstral's Comments

Where are Jimbo45 and Alfieklondyke?

petra_premenstral @petra_premenstral (199) 11 Aug 07

when i first started it was the original and witty replies of these two that interested me. Where the fu(k are they now?

originality

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2 people

petra_premenstral they are sorely missed.

26 Mar 11

I really, really, really, really , really love cats!

petra_premenstral @petra_premenstral (199) 17 Aug 07

Especially on a slice of toast with cheese on top and popped under a medium grill for 10 minutes. how do you love your cats?

cats

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3 people

petra_premenstral you have a p%ssy on your lap? so do i!

10 Feb 09

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1 person

I need a man for 2008!

petra_premenstral @petra_premenstral (199) 31 Dec 07

Any takers? i will bend any way you want! got a pretty sister? lol!

people

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4 people

petra_premenstral it has moved to my left nostril. i must stop my strange practices.

31 Dec 07

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1 person

I need a man for 2008!

petra_premenstral @petra_premenstral (199) 31 Dec 07

Any takers? i will bend any way you want! got a pretty sister? lol!

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4 people

petra_premenstral i can be anything you desire

31 Dec 07

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Veganism

wooitsmolly @wooitsmolly (3613) • United States 15 Dec 07

I recently decided to make the transition into vegetarianism and now slowly but surely into veganism. I am learning so much about food and health that I never knew... My only problem is I cannot cook for my life. I try and try...

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9 people

petra_premenstral the puppy only answers you to get a cheap bj. all veggies are dying for a proper sausage!

15 Dec 07

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I really, really, really, really , really love cats!

petra_premenstral @petra_premenstral (199) 17 Aug 07

Especially on a slice of toast with cheese on top and popped under a medium grill for 10 minutes. how do you love your cats?

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3 people

petra_premenstral fab for keeping your feet warm!

15 Dec 07

What is irony?

xboxboy @xboxboy (5576) 13 Oct 07

my friends and i (after sharing some blue smarties and a swig of bucky) were discussing the best definition of 'irony'. i said it would be a soap manufacturer killing himself by slipping on a soap bar shaped liked a banana...

banana

slip

soap

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petra_premenstral irony is YOU being funny.

15 Nov 07

I have heard rumours that hollywood stars frequent Mylot!!

xboxboy @xboxboy (5576) 19 Sep 07

I have heard rumour that Bruce Willis is a mylot member because Quintin Tarantino got him a referral!!! Also Cher is a member! i have also heard Bill Gates surfs the web to check the opposition! Have you heard any celeb...

bill gates

hollywood

mylot

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8 people

petra_premenstral i heard a rumour at work that Q Tarantino is on mylot under the name Alfie Klondyke.

20 Sep 07

Have you experienced true love?

petra_premenstral @petra_premenstral (199) 1 Sep 07

i love to love and to be loved. have you been loved or loved someone back? was it good? who was it? my first true love was the babysitter.

love

sex

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1 person

petra_premenstral that is a beautiful reply. thank you.

1 Sep 07

Why are the elderly so thoughtless?

petra_premenstral @petra_premenstral (199) 1 Sep 07

I have a elderly married couple living next door to me who always complain of the 'noise' coming from my house. They are nearly 40 and never go out unless it is to chap my front door to complain. Would you believe they came to my...

elderly

old people

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1 person

petra_premenstral when they first moved in i got drunk and slept with the husband as he is quite fit for a old man. he was crap and i never went back for more. i feel this is all because i dropped him after a drunken quickie and has nothing to do with the music. should i...

1 Sep 07