Jokes

****************************************************************** :-) SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT :-) 39 Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. __________________________________________________________ God made relatives...Thank God we can choose our friends ____________________________________________________________ Love is photogenic... It needs darkness to develop ___________________________________________________________ A good discussion is like a miniskirt... Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject! ____________________________________________________________ Children in backseats cause accidents... Accidents in backseats cause children ! (HEE HEE HEEE) ____________________________________________________ A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?" ____________________________________________________________ "What book do you like the best?" "My husband's cheque book." ******************************************************************