jokes

@bruxedo (773)
France
June 15, 2007 9:35pm CST
1 Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! 2 Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse. 3 When is a school paper not a school paper? When it's turned into the teacher. 4 What do flies wear on their feet? Shoos. 5 What's Mary short for? She's got no legs. 6 What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste. 7 Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time. 8 A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents." 9 Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. 10 What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!
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@ssh123 (31096)
• India
16 Jun 07
My dear friend, avoid posting discussion topics with jokes. Chances are, these topics get deleted by mylot and you may lose points.
@bruxedo (773)
• France
16 Jun 07
Thank you! I didn't know that. Usually I don't post it, but I thought these where funny.
@ssh123 (31096)
• India
16 Jun 07
I also used to respond to the discussions which contained jokes. Later when they removed the topic, all responses and comments disappeared. I lost quiet a few points. Another thing is you should not put the discussion topic in capital letters. If you put, the topic will not be deleted but they may reduce the points.
@bruxedo (773)
• France
17 Jun 07
Thank's a lot!
@xtina87 (303)
16 Jun 07
haha i liked them jokes, the mary one made me laugh to myself too haha. do you mean you can post jokes? or just jokes as the topic heading thing?
@bruxedo (773)
• France
17 Jun 07
I can post jokes in the jokes section, but be carefull and read the above post..