Does your dryer eat socks?
By mauldinmama
@mauldinmama (1501)
United States
38 responses
@Cortney (3980)
• United States
24 Oct 06
No.. it is a 1 footed alien that comes in the middle of the night and steals them all... LOL... I number mine on the toes in pairs 1, 2, 3 etc.. that way they are not miss matched. Missing a lot of them.. I look everywhere and can't find them
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@mauldinmama (1501)
• United States
24 Oct 06
hahahaha, I am waiting for the aliens to attack earth with a huge amount of socks.
@mauldinmama (1501)
• United States
29 Oct 06
your going to make the sock aliens mad lol....since you stopped using the dryer....thanks for responding.
@JoyfulOne (6232)
• United States
25 Oct 06
My dryer not only eats socks, but sometimes underwear too!! For a long time I thought it was the sock fairy, but I can see now that the washing machine and dryer are in cahoots with the sock fairy, if I could just figure out why! My dryer must be hungrier than most because I have a whole bag full of socks that are missing it's mate, and I just know they'll turn up somewhere! (They never do though!)
@mauldinmama (1501)
• United States
25 Oct 06
once again we should prepare we are going to be attacted with our own socks.
@nannacroc (4049)
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29 Oct 06
Not any more, I got rid of it.
The sock gremlin that lives in the washing machine still steals the odd one and only returns it when the other one of the pair has been thrown away.
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@pumpkinjam (8528)
• United Kingdom
25 Oct 06
It doesn't get chance, The washer has usually already had them But it's actually the gremlins who live in the pipes and they collect socks because they are the easiest things to destroy and make clothes out of for them. That's why sometimes socks mysteriously turn up with holes in, in random places, because the sock gremlins have left them there after they have used all the material they need.
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@jennie2665 (683)
• United States
29 Oct 06
Mine always eats the left sock. Explain this one!?!?!?!?!
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@mauldinmama (1501)
• United States
29 Oct 06
your dryer must be in cahoots with right-handed aliens.
@ScarletAlston (2693)
• United States
29 Oct 06
I don't know if socks come up missing but it seems like the dryer likes to eat my white tees...they always come out with holes in them
@mauldinmama (1501)
• United States
29 Oct 06
The dryer is in cahoots with the aliens...there planning to attack us with socks because they no we throw away the one that came out by itself therefore we wont be prepared for their attack...hehehehe
@mauldinmama (1501)
• United States
24 Oct 06
could it be our kids....maybe a middle of the night snack.
@rachelynn (428)
• United States
31 Oct 06
I'm constantly missing socks after doing the laundry, but I'm not so sure that it isn't my washing that's the culprit. lol
@dixielol (1579)
• United States
25 Oct 06
No, I know what happened to all of mine. When we moved about 2 months ago, half of the socks in the drawer had became unfolded. So my dear boyfriend decided to throw them away. Now I have 3 bags of socks that do not have a mate. I dont know which ones he threw a way & which ones the dryer ate (or my sister who has sticky fingers decided to walk off with)
@mauldinmama (1501)
• United States
25 Oct 06
lol. Just do what my daughter does, on purpose she wears socks that dont match. hehehe
@mauldinmama (1501)
• United States
25 Oct 06
are you doing it because you dont like their socks. hehehe
@2bugerboys (752)
• United States
29 Oct 06
I have a brand new dryer but my wiring is bad, so I can't use it. I would feed my dryer to be able to use it.
@edm2000eclipse (1003)
• United States
26 Oct 06
yes i swear last time, my baby had 8 socks then when i took them out i had 1 of each sock so i only had 4 left with no matches!
