What is apathy?

Who cares what it means? I think that if I spent just a few nanoseconds contemplating all my various options, I could come up with a long list of things that I could do besides looking up some hackneyed old word in some highbrow word book or something. I could sit on my hands and listen to the paint peeling off the walls. I could pick my nose and eat it. I could write an article about how my mother is a ginwitch, couldn't I? In the end, though, what difference would it make? Like I always say: if a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one is there to hear it, does anyone really, truly care? "Not I," said the fly, and neither do I. Now go fix yourself a stoat sandwich and forget about this meaningless pursuit or else just sit there at your computer until you waste away. Either way, it's of no concern to me whatsoever.

Do you go to school? How do you make it through school if you can't be bothered to do simple research? Not to mention there is Apathy and then there is an Apathy Club. A Fight... is not the same as Fight Club. Maybe... the number one rule of Apathy club is... "You do not TALK about Apathy Club"

Sweety i would love to help but I can't be arsed! xxxx

It's a joke. About the Apathy club closing due to lack of interest. That is the definition. "A state of indifference" according to Wikipedia.

Well, I was going to respond with something witty, but I just don't care to anymore.

LOL Your funny. I couldn't be bothered to join an apathy club. Why waste all my time and effort. ZZZZZ.

I would tell you the definition but I'm not sure if I want to bother....

Check out my discussion on when good men do nothing and you will see a good example of apathy. Here is another joke for you. This joke contains the definition you were seeking: Question: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy. Answer : I don't know and I don't care.

Funny.