The Deadliest One Of All: The Bubble Fart
By pyewacket
@pyewacket (43903)
United States
December 16, 2007 1:28am CST
Okay, I think I was inspired with this discussion, due to the success you might say of my discussion about that Mr. Fox who was receiving letters of complaint from his pals at the social club he belonged to about his continual loud farting, which seemed to upset the other members. Many folks who responded to the discussion, cited that they thought better the loud ones as they usually aren't smelly, than the silent but horribly deadly ones.
Then the thought struck me. There's actually a type of fart that is more ghastly than the silent but deadly ones, and it occurred to me as I just had taking a bath. Yes, my friends the "bubble fart" as I call them. The bubble fart is a combination of the noisy and the silent but deadly kind. Some bubble farts can be so loud it's a wonder the blast of one doesn't pierce a hole in the tub itself. Oh, and then there is the smell...we're talking about the serious need of a gas mask here. I tell you when I perchance to have done one of my bubble farts, it was all I could do to race out of the bathroom. Also, since I live in an apartment building and we all know that sound reverberates more in the bathroom, I can't help thinking my neighbors must hear this symphonic contribution of mine to the world.
So to make this probably one of the most profound, philosophical discussions and observations MyLot has seen in a long time. What are your observations about the mighty bubble fart? Do you conclude that these are truly the worse kind in the world, and could they in your opinion be used somehow as a new secret weapon? Have any of you by chance had an embarrassing moment with a bubble fart..such as perhaps you were having a "romantic" soak in the tub with someone special..a boyfriend /girlfriend, significant other, lover, whatever and you let out a whopper?
I dedicate this discussion to a certain bear here...he knows who he is, and I think he'll be proud of this mighty new contribution I have just created
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16 responses
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
16 Dec 07
omg roflmao ummmmmmmm.....I can safely say I can stake no claim to a mighty bubble fart but I've heard my bro let em rip in the tub and I swear he did put a hole in it once. lol I heard it from a 1/4 mile away.
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@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
17 Dec 07
To Target... and with the window closed at that. My bro loves very spicy foods, the hotter the better, but his stomach doesn't. lol My mom lives on a 2 acre plot, house close to the front but I was near the other end of property in the garden. Took me a few min. to realize what exactly I was hearing. lol Stunk up the bathroom for the entire day as well.
To pye...Knowing my bro, he would blamed it on someone else as usual.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
Hehee..if he did create a hole, wonder what he would say to a repairman of how the hole got there..LOL
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
OMG..that's too hysterical. I sure hope for now on you're loaded up with air fresheners..LOL
@rosey3223 (1566)
• United States
16 Dec 07
You'll have to excuse me for just a minute as I am laughing so hard right now. I really needed this, I did!!
I have had what you call a bubble fart, but only when I was a kid. Then as I got older, it became more technical than yours. See sometimes I will actually have a silent but deadly one but it somehow becomes an actual bubble of air that will get trapped in to some realm of my bottom. Sometimes they pop, sometimes they don't.
But the worst experience I ever had was one time I was sitting on the couch and bubble farted. About half an hour later I completely forgot that I had done that and as I got up this god awful noise came from my private region. The whole family turned around and just stared. What's worse is that it even caught the dog's attention.
And don't let me forget to tell you of when I was 10 and in 5th grade. My teacher had put the class into groups of two. And without warning I had this awful need to sneeze and because it made my nose burn so bad I knew that it would be huge. Well, it was so friggin huge that I actually farted with it and the fart was so loud you could hear it over me sneezing. The poor little boy that I had to sit next to was so grossed out that he actually dropped his jaw and scooted his desk into the student next to him.
Ok, that's my fun. Thank you, I really did need this laugh!!
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
16 Dec 07
OMG I can't stop laughing! I think you actually out did pye's discussion with your response. lol Specially the last part.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
That imagery of an actual bubble is priceless! Oh and I'm so glad you enjoyed this most philosophical deep discussion :)
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
I wouldn't want to bathe with anyone else either...never know when those bubble farts will come out! LOL
@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
16 Dec 07
Hey neighbor, now I know what caused the violent shaking of my building causing all my plates and cups to fall out of the cabinets.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
Yes, alas Howard. My bubble fart registered a 5.8 on the ricther scale
@Hart57 (359)
• United States
16 Dec 07
It's so refreshing to see that a woman can be as titillated (no pun intended) by fart jokes as a man can. Or are you just faking it? LOL. It had gotten to the point where I started to actually believe that females don't fart. (hey, that would be a good title for a book or movie; feel free to steal it if you are so inclined.) Yes, Trans will be will absolutely delighted by your discussion.
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@brendakaya (2332)
• United States
16 Dec 07
Ok, now I can't really think of any contribution to this discussion, other than to say, way to go girl. What a fun one. This is right up Trans' alley, so you're learning from the the best. lol I love seeing these fun discussions. They make me smile, and laugh, and then smile again. I sure can use this laughter, at this time in my life. Take care
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
Good to see you..haven't seen you around here much lately :(
Yes, I think this discussion is right up Transdisc's alley, and should make him feel proud that his style is admired
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@brendakaya (2332)
• United States
17 Dec 07
No, i've been having too much trouble at home, and haven't been able to concentrate real well, to answer discussions. I hope to get back in to it, soon, tho. I miss you guys.
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@LittleMel (8742)
• Canada
17 Dec 07
I love taking a bath so bubble fart is nothing new to me. This is why I take number two before going to bath, to avoid this. but whenever I'm upset with my husband, I will intentionally bubble fart when he comes to the bath tub to kiss me. my cat has her own strategy, she farts when I kiss her, this is her way of telling me "I know what you did just now" because most of the time when I was taking a bath, she is there watching me and knows about the intentional fart
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
Hehe...what a wicked strategy to get back at your husband. :)
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@byfaithonly (10698)
• United States
16 Dec 07
Oh, just too too funny! I am familure with bubble farts of my own creation as well as over the years having bathed 4 children and 5 grandchildren.
The most recent was while in a rush bathing my 2 year old grand-daughter and 5 year old grandson. They don't normally bathe together but Andrew didn't want to wait for his sister to finish (we were planning to watch a movie when baths were done) so hopped in the tub with his little sister.
Well, she had a bubble fart which made him laugh so hard a series of them escaped from him which set her off and I am sure the quanity of bubbles in the tub doubled before they were done...
Good thing though - I most always use lavendar sented bubble bath and their bubble farts seemed to only increase the lavendar scent and didn't smell bad at all :)
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
LOL--yes, I can imagine there were more "bubbles" in the tub. Mmm..that's a thought, to use lavendar scented bubble bath..have to remember that! Hehee
@LilyoftheThorns (12918)
• United States
17 Dec 07
LOL! This is great. I defeniatly know what you are getting at. one night, YEARS ago my sister was taking a bath in our downstairs tub. I was in the other room watching tv. I was sitting on the floor because it was tile, and cooler (as in temp). Well, my sister farted in the tub; I heard AND felt it all the way in the next room! The ground literally vibrated! lol.
@LilyoftheThorns (12918)
• United States
18 Dec 07
lol she did! And it was years ago so she was probably only...10 or 11. I would HATE to know how much damage she could do now lol.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
OMG---that's too funny--sounds like she create the same effect as an earthquake tremor..LOL
@sumofalltears (3988)
• United States
16 Dec 07
I would think that the Bear will be properly honored at this creation. I myself have to disqualify myself from comment since I seldom take a bath. My apartment doesn't even have a bathtub, a very small shower stall.....if i was a few pounds heavier it would be a real challenge to even shower. The shower stall is located directly under the stairs to the upper floors so all ummm sound effects are probably not overwhelming anyone. My shower singing probably goes unnoticed as well...but then this building is not known for housing talent scouts...lol.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
Yes, I think the Bear will be honored. Well you never know. Talent scouts can be all over the place when you least expect them. So keep singing
@worldwise1 (14885)
• United States
17 Dec 07
This one beats the last one by a mile, pyewacket. I believe it really is possible to split your sides from laughter. And, yes, I must agree that the bubble farts are as bad as they can get. Actually, I think that is the reason I never learned to swim-for fear that I would have to go into the pool with folks who get a thrill from cutting loose in the water.
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@4mymak (1793)
• Malaysia
17 Dec 07
oh myyy.....
"fart"... a hot topic for discussion - and, an 'international' hot topic, too...
"bubble fart" - well, my home does not have bathtubs (many average houses in my country, might not have) - because we mostly use the shower. but i do know what "bubble fart" is.
did u watch 'Shanghai Knights' ? (Owen Wilson + Jacky Chan movie) - one of them did it - the "bubble fart" !
i have never done that before - but i do remember, being in a PUBLIC swimming pool once - and some else did... i didnt know the guy, but since we were the only ones there at that particular time - it's pretty embarassing for the guy (...because we both know it wasnt me..) - he just excused himself and left the pool...
maybe if he was in a jacuzzi, or hot springs - it would not be so embarassing - the 'other bubbles' could have 'saved' him... =)
peace !
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
No, sad to say I didn't see Shanghai Knights, and gee missed a golden opportunity to hear a bubble fart on the silver screen..LOL
Aww...that poor guy, yes a jacuzzi would have saved him the embarrassment
@suehan1 (4344)
• Australia
16 Dec 07
i love bubble farts.you are a person after my own heart.it is the only time i can relax and let it all out is when i am alone in my bath and no-one can hear me.better out than in i always say.thanks for the great laugh and philosophical dicussion
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
17 Dec 07
Oh yes better out than in..otherwise a person might explode...LOL
@jerzgirl (9233)
• United States
14 Apr 09
Well, hells bells - I sure did miss this one!!! And, yes - I agree with you. Either those in the tub or in the shower are the absolute worst!! As for the romantic soak, I can only assume that the romantic candles in the room will help alleviate some of the non-romantic "flavor" that arises from the situation!! LOL Love this!
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
15 Apr 09
LOL--so you managed to find this "serious" discussion...heehee. How about using incense too?
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
17 Apr 12
Had to come and see this since you posted it..and i somehow missed it and so did Bear..funniest thing i've ever heard and your best response person's too..
I love watching the grandkids with their bubbles in the tub..looking for that mass bubble which i know will come soon..haha..but nothing like this..thanks for the laugh hun!
@WildHorses (718)
• United States
17 Apr 12
I'm not sure what I'm laughing at the most. Your part of the discussion (The original post.) or the one you gave the best response to. Both are priceless! I am one of those people who is famous for the silent but deadly. I've done an occasional what you call the bubble fart too but in all my years never have I made them sound like a part of a symphony. LOL
