What's the strangest thing you've ever been hit with?

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@xboxboy (5576)
February 26, 2008 1:54pm CST
I have been hit over the head with a dead rabbit by one of my friends when out camping and fairly boozed up. (me, not the rabbit) I know an elderly gentlemen with one ear that claims he lost his ear by a meteorite from the comet Kohotek. He then claims he can pick up signals from passing UFOs and that his bottom hurts as he gets probed once a month when the moon is full. (figures!) Our town has an old pirate with a stuffed Norwegian blue parrot on his sholder who was beaten about the face by a scabby wet kipper. not a pretty sight! What is the strangest thing you have been struck by? (other than leprosy or malaria)
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17 responses
26 Feb 08
x box boy when i saw you there i really did want to reply but must say that i havent been hit on the head by anything remotely more interesting than a table or a headboard or anything so I was wondering if you would be intrigued to know what I have been hit across the face with. I will give you a clue, I guess you have one, it was hard and big (I imagine the one that you have though is very very ickle)
@xboxboy (5576)
26 Feb 08
If it's what i have then you would be lucky not to be concussed. but if handled correctly you will end up in heaven.
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26 Feb 08
Oh believe me x box I was certainly in heaven but then the next thing I was hit with left me in a bit of a sticky mess.
• Ireland
26 Feb 08
hhahahah funny stuff!
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• Australia
29 Feb 08
LOL. You are always good for a laugh! The strangest thing I have been hit with is a lambs tail. We were going through tail docking assessment at the agriculture college I went to, and one of the boys hit me with one because I got a better mark than he did!
@xboxboy (5576)
29 Feb 08
not many people can say they have been hit by a lambs tail!
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• Australia
5 Mar 08
But what was even worse, was that it was still wriggling. We used a gas knife which is quick and painless, but the tails still wriggle for a while afterwards.
@mummymo (23706)
28 Feb 08
Apeacock feather - i could go into lurid detail but we are on open forum here! lol xxx
@mummymo (23706)
28 Feb 08
well for starters it is very tickly....
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
i think you should be as lurid as possible.... pretty please!
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• United States
27 Feb 08
a stop sign. I was leaving the store and looking at my new pictures i just got developed then bam and all you hear is the stop sign making that noise. It didnt hurt, it was just halouris. Thankful that noone seen me other than my sister.
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
that's the kind of accident that you look to see who saw you before you acknowledge the pain! Ouch!
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@nixxi76 (3191)
• Canada
27 Feb 08
HA! That's funny about the elderly man! I think the strangest thing I've been hit with was a GT Snowracer. When I was younger my best friend and I decided to go snow sliding at our local golf course. Our gold course had the tallest hill in town and since I lived pretty much beside it, it wasn't too far to haul our sleds there. After a few times of sliding, I started walking up the hill when all the sudden BOOM I was on my back! I remember seeing stars and had the wind knocked out of me. OUCH! The boy who hit me was terrified that he really hurt me but I was okay lol. Those hurt when someone's riding one and they colide with you. OUCH!
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
i've had that as well, on our golf course to! i ended up face down in the snow. great fun!
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@nixxi76 (3191)
• Canada
28 Feb 08
Ouch I feel for ya xboy b/c I know how much that hurts!~
• Australia
27 Feb 08
That is hilarious!!!! This is awesome XBoxBoy! However, the strangest thing I have ever been hit over the head with was probably bird crap and at school no less. How awful is that? LMBO!!!
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
the dreaded bird crap! everyday i thank god ostriches cannot fly!
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• Australia
28 Feb 08
OMG, I hear ya, that would be so awful! LOL...
@foxyfire33 (10005)
• United States
26 Feb 08
Umm, gosh do I answer this in all seriousness or with some humor? Well for the serious part, I've been struck in the head with... -a walnut flung from a Harry Potter float in the Halloween parade. -a large piece of unburnt fireworks cardboard that fell during a Labor Day display. -(and this is the gross one) the hair, blood and 'other stuff' from a deer that had the misfortune of running in front of my car. I had the misfortune of having my window down at the time.
@xboxboy (5576)
26 Feb 08
the harry potter one is pretty funny! the deer! gross!!!!! Oh deer!
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@sacmom (14192)
• United States
27 Feb 08
The strangest thing I was struck by was a heavy wooden ore that belonged to my mom. She had gotten it some years before I was born, I think, from a restaurant. My husband/then boyfriend and a friend of mine had been arguing over something and one of them was holding onto the ore. The other grabbed hold and the tug of war was on! LOL I somehow got in the middle of it and tried to stop them as I didn't want either of them getting injured. At one point one of them let go and THWAP! The ore hit me right on my head. Sorry I can't recall more details of that incident, other than that ore hurt like hell! Just thinking about it makes my head hurt. :P
@sacmom (14192)
• United States
29 Feb 08
Did I say my friend was male? :P LOL
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
Ouchh!! lesson learned is...do not get caught in the middle of a Alpha male struggle!
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@xcellen (204)
• Indonesia
27 Feb 08
wow.. you have some unique experience's there, me..? no I dont have anything that strange in mu life.. sorry for not sharing mine :)
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
Nae boother! thanks for dropping in and sharing. cheers!
@drannhh (15219)
• United States
26 Feb 08
I personally haven't been hit with anything really strange that I'd care to share with 120K people here, but the strangest thing I was ever bit by (sic) was probably a horse. S/he was a really strange horse. Followed me around all the time and one day for no apparent reason ran up and tried to bite a chunk out of my shoulder. I learned something new about horses that day...they have really big teeth and very strong jaws.
@xboxboy (5576)
26 Feb 08
Horses are tempermental beasts! (always best to carry a sugar lump everywhere you go, better than pepper spray when it comes to horses!)
@ellie333 (21016)
26 Feb 08
My dads dog gave me a black eye. I was crashed out on the floor in a sleeping bag and the doorbell rang, I was obviously in the way of his usual route to run and bark at the door and his claw caught me just under the eye, right shiner it was and no one belived the dog had done it! Ellie :D
@xboxboy (5576)
26 Feb 08
we had a great dane that used to live next door and while it was friendly, having a 140lb dog putting it's paws on your sholders is quite scary! on the other side our neighbour had a poodle. i was always tempted to put lager in the great danes bowl, get him drunk and randy then throw the poodle in the garden with him and record it to send to one of those telly progs! I never did, not brave enough!
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• Australia
27 Feb 08
wow that is strange! i have been hit in the face with squid ink. It was disgusting, and i remember how it felt all sticky like slime! ewwww.
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
squid ink! fantastic! i would like to see this one getting beat for being weird! lol!
@skbh12 (2946)
• Philippines
27 Feb 08
i have been hit by my cousin (7 months old) head in the eye.. it was so painful that i had to press on it for minutes while my cousin resumed back on rolling over the bed. haha. he didnt even cried or what.. he continued doing his own business like nothing happened to him. he just left this morning back to new jersey and now i am missing his big heavy head.haha.
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
ohh! that sounds sore!!!
• India
27 Feb 08
i hit everyone but nobody dares to hit me .....
@xboxboy (5576)
28 Feb 08
wow! radical man! lay it on me groovy hipster!
@bronie123 (4587)
• United States
1 Mar 08
LOL well lets see............ I have been hit with quite a few items...... the last thing i recall being hit with was a man item that i supose was a bit to close to my face LOL but seriously i have gotten hit with a softball, back of a seat, a cup my mom once threw at me
@Flight84 (3048)
• United States
1 Mar 08
My sister has slapped me with a multitude of strange things. And I have willingly let her for laughs. She has slapped me with chicken tenders, day-old crusty bread, noodles, you name it. If it's food, for one reason or another, we have probably slapped each other with it.
• United States
5 Mar 08
A subpoena.