Help me describe these boots by placing the adjectives in the correct order?

Not bad but not right all the best urban

Not so good all the best urban

Large, fine old leather, slim, red Spanish riding boots.

No, if they were made of red Spanish leather then the sentence would not require a comma between those adjectives. all the best urban

Thought you'd get it, being a native all the best urban

Lol... I put the commas in because I was taught, when listing a number of adjectives, nouns, or what have you, there should be a comma after each, to separate them. Is this not so?

Hey, it's late and I'm thinking about doing housework. I might give it another go tomorrow!

Till then, then all the best urban

Good but not good enough, and you a native as well! Drat, one of these colonial types is going to get it all the best urban

Hmmm, missing a few commas there. all the best urban

But would still be wrong with the commas. What it is for may become clear in next discussion all the best urban

Hmmmm, you have an attraction to unnecessary psychological conclusions drawn from grammatical errors? all the best urban

No, but your clearly obsessed with large, I wonder why that is? all the best urban

Large, old, fine red spanish leather, slim riding boots. This will be my final attempt. I have a couch I need to lay on.

Well done, hope you weren't copying! all the best urban

Interesting; I never learned this as a convention but I have found that if I place them in the order that 'sounds right' to me, they are indeed in that order. I guess we learn the rule by practice. all the best urban

Nope. lol But it was a brain teaser for me in a way. I deal in language, but it's been eons since I had to really think about the proper order of so many adjectives. Grammer is not my fine point. I tend to write exactly how I hear it in my head, and that often breaks all the rules of good grammer, but not necessarily good writing, if you know what I mean. Thanks for the exercise. I enjoyed it.