Do you like cheesy jokes and puns?

I love cheesy jokes and puns. In fact I love humour, it is humour in life, which keeps us going, otherwise our life would become very difficult. Two persons went to a foreign country and there they separated due to some reasons. They met after few months, the first one saw that the second was having a luxury car. He asked - How did you get the car, because when we came, we had now money. Ther other one said - " I could befriend a beautiful girl here, one day we went to a picnic in a forest. There she removed all her clothes and asked me that whatever I want to do, I can do". I just took her car and left the scene. Hope you like it.

I take any opportunity I can to make a pun or just to be a smart alec.

What is smaller then a teenie weenie flea? A flea's teenie weenie..... If you are an American when you are outside the bathroom, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? Europeon......(your a peein). hehe.

I'm glad you gave some examples. because otherwise I would not have known what "cheesy" meant in this context. Yes I like them much better than dirty jokes which I really prefer that people not tell me. Play on words jokes are fun.

One saying I remember is: Man who runs in front of car gets tired; Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

LOL - When I was around 8 years old or so, I got a joke I picked out published in "Highlights" magazine it was: Q. Who invented spaghetti? A. Someone who used their noodle. Ha :) Very cheesy!