Are you going to Happy Hetero this year?
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
June 2, 2008 2:52am CST
I'm all for celebrating our sexuality, but why, if there is a Gay Pride Day, is there no equivalent for heterosexuals? It's time we took to the streets, boys and girls linking arms and singing "we're proud to be heteros" at the top of our voices. I love Pride and the symbolism that it presents. Happiness and love. So let's have one of our own. What events shall we hold, what is your carnival float theme going to be? And music - what anthems should we use. Forget BOB girls, grab Bob and strut your stuff.
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I think you should be Bungle - I always adored bungle! maybe I should be zippy! xxx@p1kef1sh (45681)
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2 Jun 08
There's more:
All along the streams and rivers,
shining in the lakes,
See the colours of the rainbow as
the morning breaks.
Paint the whole world with a
rainbow.
Red, the colour of a sunrise,
White clouds floating in a sky of
blue,
Green for the rivers,
Gold for the cornfields,
The day is shining new.
Red, the colour of a sunset,
Grey shadows creep across the
hills,
The sun is sinking, colours are
fading,
The fields are dark and still.
Take some green from a forest,
blue from the sea,
Find the misty pot of gold,
And mix them for a week.
Paint the whole world with a
rainbow.
Red, the colour of a sunrise,
White clouds floating in a sky of
blue,
Green for the rivers,
Gold for the cornfields,
The day is shining new.
Thank you the internet for the verses that I didn't actually know.
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@nannacroc (4049)
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2 Jun 08
I agree that we should celebrate being heterosexual. My first thought fo the anthem was 'My Dear Old Dutch' but Mr Croc wrote the following verse so try this out:
We're hetero men,in a hetero world.
Hey hetro, hetro.
Our wild oats we keep on sowing.
Hey hetro, hetro.
We, marry women and we father kids.
We kiss and cuddle and wear skid lids.
Hey hetro, hetro.
Let's give a cheer for hetro men.
For us this song I had to pen.
Hey hetro, hetro.
Use your own tune.
@nannacroc (4049)
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3 Jun 08
Maybe he could and he's probably enjoy it. Not sure about the singing though.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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3 Jun 08
I have set it to "We're men in tights". "From Robin Hood and Men in Tights". It seemed appropriate in some way. LOL. Good old Mr Croc getting in the party spirit. Perhaps he could sing this with some suitable macho dancers, whilst being admired by some fawning young girls.
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
3 Jun 08
You are not wrapped too tight, are you? LOL. You know a guy may be gay, but he is still a man. You better leave them alone before they come get you. Can you imagine being chased down the street by a gay guy? What will your neighbors think? Heck, what would your wife think? I would assume you were simply playing hard to get, hehe.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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3 Jun 08
I'm not sure that I want to be chased by any guy Rozie, extremely happy or not. LOL. But why not? Let's all celebrate our happiness. We'll be picking you up, don't you worry. I want to see some dancing queen stuff. You can strut your fancy stuff I just know it.
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@dvschic (1795)
• United States
2 Jun 08
you know, u can go to gay pride day and feel completely normal! my friends (both gay and straight) go, because its a place where no one will judge you and nothing is too weird! my girlfriend and I go every year and love that we can be ourselves and not get asked to let a man in... but we also go to city parades and feel the same way! i guess its just a matter of how comfortable you are with yourself..
can us lezzies come to the happy hetero day.. we used to be straight.. now we're open lol
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
3 Jun 08
Oh can i make a Pussycat Dolls float??? and have it where everyone is in a kitty or Doggie outfit?..If you get to have hetero's..why can't i promote Kitties and doggies Pride?
I'll play "Cat Scratch Fever" and "Who let the Dogs out"..still working on the rest..LOL
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Jun 08
LOL..I'm game..just hope no one else will interfer with all the stroking going on and pu$$y whips..hee heee
@youdontsay (3497)
• United States
2 Jun 08
Heck, I see that parade every Friday and Saturday at the malls and other places young folks gather. Talk about flaunting their sexuality! I sometimes wonder what behavior they have left to do in private!
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
4 Jun 08
If I grab Bob his wife will cut my arm off.*sigh* Bob on the other hand would throw me down, roll me over and have at it! LOL So I guess my float better have a huge bed and be playing "Hey Roll Me Over" at the loudest decibel possible! LOL
@Lock_Heed (210)
• United States
12 Jun 08
My float will do just that, float. Like the good year blink watching down on all of you and broadcasting it back to anyone tuned in.
Orcourse the 24hr programming will be interupted from time to time for breaks and refueling, lol.
