Emergency Flashers
By blackbriar
@blackbriar (9075)
United States
June 25, 2008 11:23pm CST
I got this in my email a few minutes ago and just bout peed my pants laughing so hard at the obvious.
When Cardboard Men Come In Handy
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde 'Those are my emergency flashers.'
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12 responses
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
29 Jun 08
Good luck finding them, my friend. Oh and if you find a couple extra, pick some up for me as well. I can't seem to find any here. lol
@hellcowboy (7374)
• United States
26 Jun 08
That is pretty funny,thanks for sharing that joke with us,because they say laughter is the best medicene and I am a firm believer of that,and I think if people spent more time laughing the world would be a better place.
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
26 Jun 08
You are so right, hellcowboy. That's why I picked this interest group to put it under.
@hellcowboy (7374)
• United States
27 Jun 08
It always feels good to be right lol and thanks again for sharing,have a great day, good luck in your life,and Happy Posting.
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
26 Jun 08
lol Glad to hear you laugh, Gabs. How are you feeling? Any better yet? Did you finally get those bugs evicted?
Think if I was to try this on the truck route I travel every day, I would cause a major problem with the semi-drivers. lol
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@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
27 Jun 08
Oh my word!!! That was so funny and no, I did not pee my pants. You have got to admit she attracted more attention that way than she would have using the ones on her car. That is one that I will have to tell my middle granddaughter.She will laugh til she snorts about that one. I enjoyed mylot much more when we could still put jokes a lot.
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
27 Jun 08
lol This lady sure knew what she was doing with those cardboard cut-outs.
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
27 Jun 08
Not only was this hilarious..but i need those cardboard cutouts for myself..LOL
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
27 Jun 08
I'm trying to find out how I can go about aquiring a couple of these myself. lol
@mentalward (14690)
• United States
2 Jul 08
Hahaha! I never heard this one! I "collect" blonde jokes. They're always fun... from a blonde's point of view. 
Reading the story, I was thinking that she put the cardboard men out to stop traffic in order to get assistance. I was floored when I read the punchline! 
Good one!
Reading the story, I was thinking that she put the cardboard men out to stop traffic in order to get assistance. I was floored when I read the punchline!
Good one!@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
2 Jul 08
Some of those blonde jokes I actually incorperate into my every day life being they are so good. This is one of em. I wanna find some of these cardboard cut-outs and really have fun with the truckers here next time I have a flat tire on the truck route. Gonna get one man and one woman. The police here have a great sense of humor so highly doubt I would get a ticket. 
@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
26 Jun 08
That was great - thanks! I can just picture her saying this to the cop. Hahahaha
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
26 Jun 08
And with a huge roll of the eyes and popping of a bubble from the gum she was chewing on. lol Your welcome, Howard.
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
27 Jun 08
Go right ahead, Elic. lol Spread the laughter. Maybe it will loosen some people up a lil.
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
26 Jun 08
OMG--this is priceless...not a bad idea there though, huh???
Wonder if the cop slapped her with an indecent exposure charge..even though it wasn't her "flashing"
Wonder if the cop slapped her with an indecent exposure charge..even though it wasn't her "flashing"@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
26 Jun 08
LOL I mentioned that to my friend who sent it. I told her if I was to do this, I would probably get arrested for indecent exposure.
@twallace (2675)
• United States
26 Jun 08
Now that was funny, as I was reading it I would not have thought that they were the emergency flashers. If someone really did that they are lucky that they didn't get a ticket for that. I know the officers had to think that was funny and didn't give that lady a ticket. That was a real good one. I wonder where she got the cardboard men from.
Have a nice one.
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
26 Jun 08
I'm sure the police got a good laugh over it as well AFTER the traffic was cleared up. lol I wonder where she got these cardboard figures as well. Wouldn't mind getting me a couple of these for next time I have a flat tire on the highway.
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
26 Jun 08
ohmyG blackbriar hehe he I am still laughing as I type.
emergency flashers okay. well she sure got the attention
of the upset cop. takes all kinds I guess .tehehehehe
