Potty Training - Success or Disaster?

@GreenMoo (11833)
June 28, 2008 8:38am CST
I've been working on potty training with my toddler for some time now, but with limited success. He prefers to stand up, just like Daddy! Anyway, yesterday he was so proud of himself as he managed a sitting down wee. I'm not sure whether I should be laughing or crying though ... he did it in the dog bowl!! Have you got any funny stories to tell about potty training?
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
28 Jun 08
I can't remember my potty training it was such a long time ago! However, I have been in training to be potty all my life. All that it took was a realisation that if I really tried hard enough I would end up completely bonkers!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
28 Jun 08
Aagh. I thought that was cloudy lemonade! I added ice too!!
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@GreenMoo (11833)
28 Jun 08
You'll know you're really potty P1ikef1sh, when you find yourslef weeing in the dog bowl
@GreenMoo (11833)
29 Jun 08
Oooh, there's an idea for my party. Cloudy lemonade to keep P1kef1sh away!
@ellie333 (21016)
30 Jun 08
Hi GreenMoo, Oh that is so funny, they all did it, especially boys. I struggled with my little one and decided he obviously wasn't ready but now he stands up to go to the big toilet but will still sit down on his potty to pee. The only time he ever peed in an unsual vessel (not the dog bowl LOL) was when I was on the big toilet and he was in the bathroom with me and he said mummy I need to pee and they have too straight away and he grabbed the jug I use to rinse my hair when shampooing and peed in that. Good luck with the training it is difficult at first eh but once there get the hang of it it is just so much easier, cheaper and more convienent than nappie eh! Ellie :D
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@ellie333 (21016)
30 Jun 08
Ooooh I daren't think about that yuk, worse than poo in the shoe eh! Ellie :D
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@ellie333 (21016)
7 Jul 08
Hi GreenMoo, Thanks for the best response. I am so pleased I didn't use the jug for the final rinse! Ellie :D
@GreenMoo (11833)
30 Jun 08
Good job you were with him and knew what the contents of the jug were. I can see you reaching out with shampoo in your eyes and pouring it on your head otherwise!
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@GardenGerty (169448)
• United States
28 Jun 08
I remember that my daughter was finally successful after she removed her little shorts and underwear and flushed them.It seems after that she would just tell me when she needed to go.
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@GardenGerty (169448)
• United States
28 Jun 08
That was over twenty five years ago, I imagine she did, but I bet I used the shop vac and pulled them back up to clear it.
@GreenMoo (11833)
28 Jun 08
She certainly had the right idea! Did she block up the toilet?
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@katsmeow1213 (28716)
• United States
28 Jun 08
OMG!! That is just too funny! I bet it wasn't at the time. No, I can't think of any stories. I did buy mine some real underwear yesterday, but he wet them within 5 minutes of putting them on. We've spent the last few days mostly in a diaper. I'll give it another go after I've recovered from my surgery.
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@GreenMoo (11833)
28 Jun 08
Thankfully it's summer so I've not worried about real undies yet. I was thinking of digging them out though, as I thought the feel of wet ones against his skin might act as a discouragement from wetting them.
@jonesy123 (3948)
• United States
28 Jun 08
That's funny, lol. Hey, whatever works right? That'll be a nice story to tell later in life, rofl. As the story goes with my potty training, my parents decided to train me while on vacation. It was a beach vacation. I had to go into the dunes, dig a little hole, and pee or poop into it. Then it was covered. I'm not sure what my parents were thinking. But there were no restrooms anywhere near that area either, I guess everybody did it that way or in the ocean. Sounds nasty, I know. Anyhow, when we came home, I wouldn't use the toilet or potty. I insisted on going outside, dig a hole in the yard and... Of course they quickly put an end to that, lol. Okay, now with egg on my face, I'll move on *blush*
@GreenMoo (11833)
28 Jun 08
Ha ha. I knew a family who's little one would only go outside too. They caught the child trying to 'go' through the cat flap once!
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
29 Jun 08
Hahahahaah - your poor dog! We had four children, and their potty training was very boring. They all basically trained themselves before they were two. I remember a horrible experience involving a neighbour, though. I visited her on a winter's day, and we were having coffee in her very messy living room. There was an awful smell wafting around the room, getting stronger and stronger - and horror of horrors - I noticed there was a half-full potty sitting on top of the slow combustion stove, gently bubbling away! I had to bring it to her attention, because I was worried the bottom of the potty would eventually melt and leave her in a terrible predicament! Couldn't wait to get out of there, though ...
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@GreenMoo (11833)
29 Jun 08
I bet your neighbour was mortified
@GreenMoo (11833)
30 Jun 08
You have to wonder how it got to that stage without anyone noticing the funny smell! I had a flat mouse under my sofa once courtesy of the cats, and I searched the whole house trying to identify where the smell was coming from. Unfortunately, after they left their little gift, somehow the sofa had got lifted on top of it and it had adhered to the underside, so when I was moving the sofa I was just moving it around the room. When I finally, in deperation, turned the sofa over, imagine my horror!!
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
29 Jun 08
You'd think so, wouldn't you? But no - she even laughed one day when she put her hand down the side of her sofa looking for a knitting needle and pulled out a very stiff and very flat mouse!
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