Better get naked

@p1kef1sh (45681)
June 28, 2008 5:01pm CST
because we are about to eat fruit! My wife has a view that the best way to eat a mango is when you are naked. That way the juice runs all over you and not your clothes. I am very happy with this concept and encourage her as much as possible. I have to say that the local restaurants are not always quite so appreciative as most don't have a licence for burlesque. LOL! What would you eat naked?
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@novataylor (6570)
• United States
28 Jun 08
I'm with myklj on this one, p1key - what WOULDN'T I eat naked???? Yum! But I love eating fruit naked, especially pomegranates! That lucious red fruit, the juice running down your belly, lower, everything gets sticky, and it's all just so delicious!! Watermelon too. Any melon! As I mentioned to you while ago, I've just finished eating some cantalope, and it was the juciest thing! And I'm at least half naked, so that counts, doesn't it? But what else would I eat naked? Maybe barbeque. We're grilling tonight so I'll think about that one.... What would YOU eat naked, p1ke?
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
28 Jun 08
Rose Marie sauce is prawn flavoured mayonnaise Nova. There's probably more to it than that. I'm here in my jim jams and you lot are all going to parties! Such is the life of an English fish!
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• United States
28 Jun 08
Um, myklj? ok
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
28 Jun 08
And here i thought he was talking about my sause..LOL
@ruby222 (4847)
29 Jun 08
Different...I may say..but im no fan of mangoes..but im sure they give you endless pleasure!!Im just thinking what I would like to eat naked...Mmr Ruby would just turn his eyes heavenwards and sigh deeply and think OMG I hope she doesnt!!...But lol I have actually eaten a sandwich in a very compromising postion...I seem to remember it had mayo....and now my lips are sealed..
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• India
29 Jun 08
Id have to agree .. eating things naked is fun ... though, (its probably not the right topic to say it.. but) i prefer someone else accompanying me when i am eating fruits like that. HOWEVER .. Mangoes, Watermelons, Grapefruits etc do taste nicer naked. As far as what i will eat is concerned, i am willing to try any fruit mother nature can throw at me
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jun 08
Fun isn't it. I love fruit.
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
28 Jun 08
Everyone since we are eating all this wonderful fruit..now lets head over and all take showers to clean up..first one in the pool...lol I see mama..there goes Goodie...Nova whats that on your head??..P1ke..go straighten out the melons on BC MIke's face..hee hee
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
28 Jun 08
OOOO yes yes..I get you all to myself..you really are going to let me do what i want aren't you?
• United States
28 Jun 08
Ha, I thought you said "cutting my PANTS off", lol! But that could be arranged too, you know. Kitty, don't get greedy with my mykl. Ok, do. It's fun!!! Now, on my head? I think that's Kenneth's. Kenneth's what? Dammit, she said MY head, Kenny! Kenny's all wrapped in his little one. I'm concentrating on the big one. Now where's mykl? Oh boy, this is just too much fun! And such nice fodder for my dreams and fantasies....
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
28 Jun 08
No parts gone..all are staying and being used..over and over
• United States
28 Jun 08
haha i have eaten everything naked
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
28 Jun 08
Best way to do it too!
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@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
29 Jun 08
Last time I sat in our local fast food restaurant and ate my sundae naked, everyone walked out. Funny, that. They asked me not to come back, so now I have to go through the drive-through naked instead.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jun 08
Just watch it at the car wash!!
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
29 Jun 08
Yep - they'll think I'm a chamois!
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
1 Sep 08
Thank you so much for the best response!
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
29 Jun 08
Lol P1ke I guess in a Restaurant it is not appreciated lol I don't eat anything naked lol but I have to say that sounds a good Idea as I always manage to get Juice on my Clothes when I eat juicy Fruit lol
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jun 08
It can't be more antisocial that smoking or allowing children to run around noisily and unchecked Gabs. But I don't think that I'll be doing it just yet!
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• Singapore
29 Jun 08
Haha. I think if you are at home and eating together with your wife, that should be fine whether or not there should be clothes on. But in a restaurant? Oh my god! Isn't it a bit too obscene? This is a very interesting reason for being naked. Letting the mango juice run all over the body is also very mesmerising. Haha! For me, I would prefer to eat anything but with clothes on. This is because I would rather dirty my clothes than my skin.
• Singapore
29 Jun 08
Haha... Okay... But I think such moments ought to be shared between love birds! *admiration Haha
@mummymo (23706)
29 Jun 08
Now that is a fantastic idea! Eat fruit , get sticky and messy and then have a shower together! Fantastic idea! I would eat anything naked as it would save on trying to get all the stains out of my clothes - the restaurants wouldn't appreciate it at all - even if they did have a license - I would frighten all the customers away! Hugs xxx
@mummymo (23706)
29 Jun 08
LOL Maybe we should make it in somewhere with very dim lighting! Hugs xxx
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jun 08
I can think of 133,000 who would come just to see you Mummymo. I'd be at the front. Now, where shall it be?!!!
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@MH4444 (2161)
• United States
30 Jun 08
I see a trend happening here. LOL Anyway.... Let's see: mangos (if I could, although I am allergic soooo, that will not work). jello sounds fun.
@MH4444 (2161)
• United States
9 Jul 08
You see: You begin eating the jello. The Jello get thrown about. Then, it gets "interesting." (Smacks her paw: "bad kitty")
@skinnychick (6905)
• United States
30 Jun 08
You really don't want to ask me that question do you??? LOL Get ready for a mature content tag... I eat hot dogs when I'm naked all the time.
• United States
30 Jun 08
It depends how hungry Iam. I generally swallow them whole because I'm hungry all the time. LOL
@p1kef1sh (45681)
30 Jun 08
Do you swallow them Skinny. Or just nibble them a little?
@4ofmyown (1119)
• United States
30 Jun 08
What a weird discussion but interesting. I don't think we have ever formally eaten anything naked but I on occasion we have a snack once we have gone to bed and have both naked (and i am talking about food!!!) I wish we could do it more often but I think our kids would think we were nuts...no pun intended!!!
29 Jun 08
yeah .! i lobve to eat everything in the same way cause if you eat anything without your clothes on so your body and sole both feels the exact flavour and aroma as your nose and taste buds are expierencing seriously ,when the the juice of that perticular fruits run over your body it leave its flavour over your body and i personally think thats the most exciting part of eating fruits and anyother thing while you are without your clothes
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
29 Jun 08
Yeah but beware of the insects that are drawn to that sort of thing. It is always best to either lick it off or wash it off..or just take a shower together..save time and water and soap..
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jun 08
That sounds very good. Thank you and welcome to myLot.
@msedge (4011)
• United States
1 Jul 08
Lol!I can't think of something i ate that i was naked.Give me more time,hahahahahaha!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
1 Jul 08
Take all the time that you need. But then do it and enjoy!
@msedge (4011)
• United States
10 Jul 08
Thanks!
• Canada
9 Jul 08
That is real good idea ...., have a fun with mangos
@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Jul 08
I will. Thank you.
@checapricorn (16061)
• United States
4 Jul 08
LOL, that is funny! We have plenty of mangoes in our Country and every season, I remember each one of us in the family has a place when eating it so that we will not be messing up in the table or floor! Let me think what will I eat naked...hmmmmm...I do know, have not tried yet...I can always use handkerchief! LOL!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Jul 08
You need to keep a shower close by too for when you get sticky with the juice!
@twallace (2675)
• United States
29 Jun 08
Now that is a real cool way to eat a mango. Your right about the juices all over the place. If your not careful you will have it all over your clothes. that is why you cut it up and put it in a bowl. But if you have to eat it free hand have plenty of napkins on hand to eat it. Now I have not ever thought of eating it with no clothes on but you still get mess though. Also I have not eaten anything with out clothes on. I'm not going to say I wouldn't try it but that is something that I really don't recall doing right off the top of my head. Have a good one.
@twallace (2675)
• United States
29 Jun 08
Enjoy and have a great one!!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jun 08
It's very liberating, if a bit chilly at times!
@suehan1 (4344)
• Australia
1 Jul 08
i bet your happy with that concept p1ke.i can just imagine you going to the fruit shop and buying a few mangoes for your wife.lol.i really don't know what i would eat naked.definately nothing hot.ouch that burnt.cheers sue
@p1kef1sh (45681)
1 Jul 08
I am happy with that concept Sue. No, watch hot food, especially soup!
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
28 Jun 08
ohmyg! no I would not want to shock anyone with this overweight'out of condition elderly body. Anyone would' run screaming in horror so shall keep on a minimum of clothes. but yes mangoes are really juicy for sure. I think the thing that would make me want to be scantily clad would 'be barbecued baby back ribs as they are even messier than 'your yummy juicy mangoes.. But no not naked,not me anyway.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
28 Jun 08
Now ribs are a fave. But all that hot sauce trickling down my chest? Still, it'd get us all dancing Hatley!!
@Craz3hC (110)
• United States
28 Jun 08
Something with chocolate and whipped cream...xD wow. That's really something! But your wife has a point...
@Craz3hC (110)
• United States
29 Jun 08
Ooooooooooo yeah. lolz xD