Stiff for stiffs? Minority group demands equal rights
By urbandekay
@urbandekay (18278)
July 11, 2008 10:57am CST
My friend says he was born a necrophiliac and since his passion does no harm to anyone it should be legalised. I have argued with him that his perversion is a choice but he will not have it, claiming that he feels no attraction to the living, only to the dead. Now he wants to petition parliament to allow him to marry his corpse.
Should this abomination be allowed?
all the best urban
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9 responses
@zigzagbuddha (4601)
• United States
14 Aug 08
Hmmmm, I think you have revealed more about yourself here than you probably intended, oh decayed one. And please, don't bother to comment as I have had my fill of your boring and schizophrenic attempts at dialogue.
@urbandekay (18278)
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14 Aug 08
Hey what is going on here, first a stalker then an impostor. Hmmmm
all the best urban
@zigzagbuddha (4601)
• United States
14 Aug 08
Hahahaha... I had a hunch the delightful Mr Ed was going to show up here. I do so love to be right.
But I wonder which of you is the real impostor, as Mr Ed claims an interest in most of the activities that I have always suspected you of harboring!
And while I cannot totally deny the neurotic predator accusation, I am not warped and twisted... you are projecting there... I am straight and true - like the arrow shot from a champion archers bow.
@misterevil (47)
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14 Aug 08
It is curious, that you claim to be bored, yet continue to stalk me; perhaps in your warped and twisted mind, you imagine you gain some benefit, think again phonybuddha.
Your reply will confirm your neurosis
all the best urban
@acuityplague (763)
• United States
3 Aug 08
I'd marry a corpse if I could get away with it.
No feelings to be considerate of, no "romantic evenings" needed, no mind numbing discussions about in-laws, and best of all... no intrusions on my private time.
No fighting over the drapes or whats for dinner!
No smelly socks to wash or birthdays to remember!
*sigh*
Why couldn't I have been born a necrophiliac?
@headhunter525 (3548)
• India
18 Sep 08
He wants to marry his corpse.
What do you mean by that? How can a person marry his own corpse? Or did you mean to say his lover's corpse?
@urbandekay (18278)
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18 Sep 08
Read again, 'his' not 'his own' in this context denotes a relationship to, not ownership of
all the best urban
@jingbautista (2456)
• Philippines
3 Aug 08
gosh, this is new. sorry to rate as negative. there is no hard feelings there, but i just don't like the idea. huhu.. maybe you could really advice your friend to really be focus with the present. that he should enjoy his life in here.. life is so good, especially when shared with someone who is part of our lives...
@urbandekay (18278)
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3 Aug 08
This I have done but still he persists. He is a most obstinate fellow, insisting that he is harming no-one and that he is being discriminated against.
all the best urban
??????? lol *shrugs* @Adoniah (7513)
• United States
16 Jul 08
Interesting topic! Why didn't this person leave her body to him in her will? That would have made it legal. Folks can leave their bodies to whomever they wish. It was done yeaars ago in South Fl. and the guy got away with it for years. He finally buried her not because of the legality, but because of the notoriety.
If he had some sort of legal paperwork he would have a leg to stand on, but I doublt that the courts will rule in his favor without them. Especially in England. Here in the States we are more open to weird stuff!lol
Shalom~Adoniah
@urbandekay (18278)
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16 Jul 08
I wonder if folks can leave their body here in UK
all the best urban
@clowdine (1402)
• Philippines
11 Jul 08
Absolutely not. That is insane. The reason for having laws is because of some abominable human choices like that. Sorry about my reaction. Your friend's wish is just unacceptable to me. He not only endangers himself (talking about health and sanitation)but also the community and most importantly, it is an abomination to God.
