Modern Day commandments (non-religious)
By Wizzywig
@Wizzywig (7847)
July 13, 2008 4:04am CST
Before I start, let me state categorically that I post this in a light-hearted vein with no intention of disrespect or blasphemy!
I was just wondering what new, non-religion based commandments you'd like to suggest for today's world - (in addition to the obvious ones related to basic moral/lawful conduct).
Maybe, in environmental terms -
Thou shalt re-cycle;
Thou shalt not use thy 4 x 4 for a half-mile school run ?
How about -
Thou shalt not spit on the pavement.....
shalt not tailgate me when I'm driving....
shalt clean up thy dog-poo...
shalt not play thy 'thud-thud' music at loud volume from thy car stereo....
shalt not create 'reality' TV programmes....
shalt not put roll-mop herrings on full view in supermarkets... (sorry, just makes me heave)
shalt not let thy naked beer belly hang into the supermarket freezers
- what else???
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@dragonfly242 (1060)
• Bahamas
13 Jul 08
Thou shalt not drive slow, then speed up when i try to overtake you.
Thou shalt not drink all but a mouth full of juice, and leave said mouth full in the fridge.
Thou shalt not talk with thy mouth full of food.
Thou shalt not expect of another, what thou would not do thineself.
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@pergammano (7682)
• Canada
14 Jul 08
Thou SHALT not wear pants that exposes your butt cheeks! YUCK!
@Matthammer (385)
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13 Jul 08
Thou shalt not waste Gordon Brown ....'s food.
Thou shalt not use the 'word' innit
Thou shalt not class The Sun as a newspaper
Thou shalt not play thy thud thud music at absurd times of day, nor with all the windows open so all your neighbours can hear it
Likewise thou shalt not stand outside your front door shouting on thy mobile phone.
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