Don't you think English is a very funny and confusing language?

@rajeshfgh (1629)
India
July 23, 2008 12:52pm CST
If the plural of foot is feet, then why ain't is the plural of boot beet. If the plural of house is houses, then why ain't is the plural of mouse mouses. Also, the pronunciation of English words are different in different cases, like 'minute'. It can be used for time as well as for denoting something as small or minuscule. I have come across so many such cases in English Language and I only pity for the new students who are learning English. I think you can add many more such examples on this discussion and also give your thoughts about the English language. Be it funny in whichever way, it's the most famous and widely used language. Still it's funny, what do you think? :)
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• United States
23 Jul 08
*S* American English is a confusing language. That is why I don't get too irritated with those who do not use it as their first language. Heck, it gets confusing to me sometimes, and it is the only language I know. I worked with 2 Korean women in my job. It was kind of fun to help them understand the different forms of a word or, that one word can be pronounced more than one way and mean different things. For me it was fun because every time they asked me about a word, what it meant and how to say it correctly, I got to learn the same word in their language.
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@cbreeze (1205)
• United States
24 Jul 08
Okay...um...yeah. i before e except after c and in words like neighbor and weigh. c sounds like s but c also sounds like k. You know I could go on and on. I think it is a very confusing language. I remember panicking when my eldest child reached 1st grade and they sent him home with stuff to read. I thought..."How am I supposed to teach him to read". Needless to say that's all behind us now, but I totally agree. I think we have a very confusing language.
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
24 Jul 08
Hi bohemian, any English is confusing, be it the American or the UK. I forgot to add on the use of 's' and 'z' in UK and American English accordingly. (realise vs realize). I think one needs to become a pro first in order to teach someone English or else one will surely mess it up. I don't think any other language has such double usage of words in different situations.
@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
24 Jul 08
hi cbreeze, thanks for your inputs. I think it is very difficult to teach the language to even a grown-up leave alone a kid with all those grammar and word-usages. I don't remember how I myself learnt it, I think taking one step at a time is the key to learn it. Certainly not a language for a crash-course! :)
@zhizunbao (148)
• Sri Lanka
24 Jul 08
kingfisher - this is a place in Sri Lanka, where people feed fish. This place is really nice,calm and these people are feeding fish as their daily job.
some one can say that English is a funny and confusing language, some one can say its not. according to my knowledge English is the most easiest language that i know. i am speaking Sinhalese,Hindi,Chinese,Russian and English languages. the most easiest language is English within the languages i mentioned above. every language has funny and confusing things, including English..
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Yes, every language has it's pros and cons and I think some find it as confusing and some not. It's upto your comprehension and your experience with the language. You know a lot of languages, that's great. Happy Mylotting! :)
@debjit (339)
• India
24 Jul 08
I love English language a lot. As it is not my mother-tounge, I may not be very good in it like you guys, still i find this language very sweet and nice from childhood. Infact, after my mother-language, Bengali, I like this language most. I don't find it very confusing. There is no such language which won't be consider as a bit confusing to those who don't use it often. If you practise it, you'll find it's sweetness. In my point of view, English is the simplest language on earth, that is why most of people from all over the world uses it and it is so popular.
@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
When you become an expert in a particular field, the process seems simple to you. But, by the confusing examples which I have quoted, I don't think English would seem that simple to a person who is learning it without any past knowledge about the language. As for the reach, I think it's because of its popularity. What do you think? Happy Mylotting :)
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@lrglara (1334)
• Philippines
23 Jul 08
well, in our country, English had been taught really well and thorough. i mean, we really ridicule students who don't speak english well. english is every important. whether it is funny or not... it is still important. sometimes, i get confused with homonyms / homophones: sale - sail tale - tail male - mail they - day buy - by thought - taught etc...
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
24 Jul 08
Hey, that's very nice. I agree that English is a very important language as it is spoken and recognised world-wide. It's just that sometimes same words can be used in different situations and plurals having different rules makes it more intriguing. Also, people look up to a person who can speak fluent English. I guess, they understand the pain he's gone through! he he :)
@sirrob (4108)
• Philippines
23 Jul 08
it is really funny..!! just like this... if electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
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@sirrob (4108)
• Philippines
24 Jul 08
i believe it is but does it hold some truth as well? although it is just common sense but you'll see people right now without it, or perhaps because it is so common that it has no sense anymore. is it?
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• Philippines
24 Jul 08
LOL. you made me laugh my friend. That's a kind of joke. isn't it?
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
24 Jul 08
Hey, those are some cool jokes you've written down. Thanks for the same and continue having such a sense of humour. :)
• India
24 Jul 08
Well, to people from a different countries where English is not the primary language, people do feel that it is funny. So is the case with people who learn English all their lives, feel that other languages are funny. It's just the familiarity that matters. Once you are familiar with any language, it doesn't feel funny or complicated. You talk about English, people used to laugh when I spoke French. They used to think that it sounds funny. But, it's one of the most royal languages I have had the opportunity to learn. So we cannot really blame the language. bourne
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Yeah, people who have learnt it from childhood are comfortable with the ambiguities English present is some cases. Yes, even I love English very much and like to write in it too. We gonna accept it. Happy Mylotting! :)
@maximax8 (31053)
• United Kingdom
24 Jul 08
Yes, I think that English is a funny language but for some learners of it might find it rather confusing. One sheep, two sheep, one mouse, three mice and so on is a funny rule to learn. One friend of mine still says 'you is' rather than 'you are' and she is a native speaker of the language. I was a children's nanny in Finland and the oldest daughter was learning English. I told her she could say 'I like this very much' or 'I like this book quite a lot'. She couldn't say 'I like this book quite much'. She could write 'I walked along a shore' or 'I was sure that I packed my pencil case in my bag' but she had to get the spelling right. I heard that by comparison French has le, la, les and les meaning the one is m, one is f, one is plural and one doesn't want to clash with a vowel. I think that is lovely. English spellings are strange. 'what' is really wot and it is not as easy as a word like 'cat' for children learning spelling at four years old.
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Yeah, people sometimes unknowingly use the wrong phrases and it is still considered okay. Even pronunciations and spellings are often misspelt like say, practice & practise, licence & license. By the rule which you've mentioned in French I think there's a logic which follows, but English is such that every logic gets defied in certain words. Having said that it's a great language and I enjoy writing in it. Happy Mylotting! :)
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@nengs10 (3180)
• Philippines
24 Jul 08
It's really funny and confusing at times. But that just means it is a growing and a flexible language. English is very dynamic in which changes are constant and always accepted. It's very open to change. It's the universal language shared by several groups of people in the globe. It just serves its purpose that way.
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Yeah, English is known and accepted nearly in the entire of this world. So, I guess we're lucky to know it. Being funny and confusing at times only adds to its charisma. :)
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@Adoniah (7513)
• United States
24 Jul 08
I took four years of latin and I grew up with english as an American, so the Romance languages are easy for me to read and usually understand. I found German difficult to read because of all the extra letters thrown in, though I can understand a lot of the spoken word if spoken slowly. I also have a lot of trouble with hebrew. I read it and pronouce it just fine, I just cannot hang onto the vocabulary because there is nothing to compare it to like the other languages. If you think english is hard now, you should try reading Old English. I read Chaucer in Old English. It was a hoot!
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Hey, it's nice to know you know so many languages. It's quite incredible. I guess English has been the toughest languages I have known so far. What's your take on the languages you already know? Where does English rank among them? As for the old English, I haven't read any of those, but by your reaction I have got some hint, lol. Happy Mylotting! :)
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
24 Jul 08
rajeshfgh hi oh yes our english is funny and yet it is used asour offical language here in the US and through a lot of countries so it must have something going for it besides the oddities we c an all come up.Yet its a lot easier than German which was the other language our forefathers had thought of in regards to the language of our United States. I still' much prefer our funny language to a whole slew of others that are hard for a lot of american people to learn. So yes I love our funny language amereican english.
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Hey, however funny or confusing it may be, even I love English and would continue to use it for my communications. I think that it must be the most difficult languages among all other languages to learn. Cheers to the funny & confusing yet adorable language, English. :)
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@SusanLee (1920)
• United States
24 Jul 08
ROFL....I think the English language is annoying to say the least. There are all these rules, the only real rule is there are no rules, they can change at anytime. For instance, i before e except after c unless of course the word is: beige feint feisty foreign forfeit heifer height heir heist neighbor reign rein seismometer their veil vein weigh (weight) Then the rules change. Like I said, it's annoying.
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Yeah, sometimes it is. But, you can't say it's annoying but you need to know that these words will always follow these rules and otherwise. You can't use guess work. You simply need to know it and this becomes very difficult for the new users. You don't have any choice but accept it. Anyway, thanks for the list of words. Happy Mylotting! :)
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@zhaosonghan (1039)
• China
24 Jul 08
I don't think it's funny language,but it's a very useful language,i am learning the english now,i want to improve my english,i am searching the method of studying,if you have any good suggestion to me and i am very pleasure.Maybe when i understand a litte of english i will discover the funny.
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Hey, don't take it the wrong way. It is not meant to say something bad about the language. It's just that the plurals and spellings sometimes do not follow a sequence and it makes funny sentences if you try to apply one set of logic to others. It's good that you're studying English. All the best for it. I can give you only one suggestion, i.e. keep logging into Mylot everyday and start atlest 5 discussions/responses in your most accurate English and you will soon master the language. Happy Mylotting!
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• China
27 Jul 08
Thank you for your suggestion,now i have a problem,i don't have enough words,when i saw the discussion or article, i always have some words which i don't realize,well, i search its mean by dictionary,and i do my best to remember it,but only passed a few minutes,i forgot itSome times i don't how deal with issue,i just do that i remember it every time when i meet it.
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• Philippines
26 Jul 08
Really confusing language. But the sound is far more confusing. I prefer to write in English than speaking it. I don't know why it happened. Funny? I don't think so. I find it annoying than funny. But English is an international language, the language of business and entertainment. So I have to learn it even I find it difficult.
@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
26 Jul 08
Yeah, we don't have any choice but go by the world famous language. By funny I meant that if you try to apply a particular logic to a similar set of words the result is really funny, e.g. plural of mouse is mice then the plural of house should be hice. You see, that is really funny.
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@reckon21 (3479)
• Philippines
27 Jul 08
I think that English language is beautiful. I love it. It's not difficult to learn. I'm not confused either just a matter of accepting it.
@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
29 Jul 08
Actually we don't have a choice. Just have to accept it. But, still some words drive me crazy at times.
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• United States
24 Jul 08
I think that English is a very free language. A lot of words are incorporated into the English Language.
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• United States
25 Jul 08
Probably not. English is a language where you are very free to express yourself and how you truly feel. In a lot of other languages you do not have that option.
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Yes it has many words which seems to make it complete and better able to express yourself. I wonder if any other language is as efficient as English.
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23 Jul 08
It is very confusing - I am so glad it is my first language. Two points come to mind one that I found elsewhere on the internet recently. If con means against and pro means for, does that mean Congress in against progress? Americans just don't seem to understand that there even exists a difference between your and you're. One admin at a traffic exchange has been told that they both exist but still uses the wrong one at the wrong time!! Thanks for this discussion. I will check back and see what other people have come up with. There are so many. I must admit I often put the wrong their or there and have to alter it afterwards!
@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
24 Jul 08
Yeah, I agree with you. We sometimes use the wrong spellings and words all the time with nobody really caring about the usage. I guess, nobody is quite sure which comes where and so there are so many mistakes which are actually taken for granted. I am sure you can even find many mistakes in my post here. :)
@sirrob (4108)
• Philippines
28 Jul 08
let's face it, english is a crazy language. here's more to that and let me know how crazier it is? 1. is there egg in eggplant? 2. how about ham in hamburger? 3. neither apple nor pine in pineapple. 4. english muffins weren't invented in england nor french fries in france. we take english for granted, but if we explores its pradoxes, we find that 5. quicksand can work slowly. 6. boxing rings are square. 7. guinea pig is neither from guinea nor it is a pig. and why is it that writers write and fingers don't fing and hammers don't ham? if teachers taught, then why preachers didn't praught? in what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital, have noses that run and feet that smell? english was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which of course, is not a race at all. so go figure it out? naaahh, i don't know, i just have too much english this time and that just confuses me more.
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@sirrob (4108)
• Philippines
31 Jul 08
you are absolutely right rajesh. i should have placed a disclaimer at the bottom of my response. hahaha
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
29 Jul 08
Hey, that's cool, quite a good research work. Surely can drive anyone mad. Actually this calls for a statutory warning: 'All students trying to or starting to learn the English language may read the above post at their own risk. Writer is in no way to be blamed or held responsible for the consequences.' :):)
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• United States
5 Aug 08
I agree, and is the plural of Moose, Meese, or do we say it like Buffalo?
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
5 Aug 08
I bet, if feminine of ox is oxen then why isn't the feminine of fox foxen.
@rshartist (161)
• United States
24 Jul 08
I think English is very confusing but more I use it often and it became easier for me. It is more difficult for deaf people to use it because they use America Sign Language as their own language. So, they struggle to balance English and A.S.L. In the fact, some deaf people successfully write very well because they finally found a balance between two languages like other foreign people did. I really enjoy writing in English because it helped me to get in college and communicate with people effectively. If anyone struggle with it, nobody should give up and keep up and learn everyday even if it is the most difficult.
@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
Yeah, that's a good point you made about deaf people. English language has great powers and there's no debating that. Yes, learners should try and try till they succeed. You'll surely overcome the English language and begin using it effectively.
• India
24 Jul 08
i totally agree with you english is very funny and confusing language the pronouncation itseld is vey confusing every word has double meaning to it. then also it is world language and we should respect it.
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@rajeshfgh (1629)
• India
25 Jul 08
No offends to the language. It's a great language and I respect it. But it's just that it's a bit funny and confusing, lol.
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