Male and female definitions of the same words and more.... HAHA!

@nanajanet (4436)
United States
September 14, 2008 11:53am CST
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male...... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit -ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.... .. Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion. Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A d e vice for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . .. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. She said... What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . A widow. He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . .. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Married men come home, go to the fridge and then see what's in bed.
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@LadyMarissa (12160)
• United States
14 Sep 08
HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa Some good ones there. I recognized more than I would like to admit to!!!
@nanajanet (4436)
• United States
14 Sep 08
The funny part is that I feel most of it is true!! (Or sad, depending on how you look at it!)
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@LadyMarissa (12160)
• United States
14 Sep 08
I recognized EVERY one!!!
@banadux (630)
• United States
20 Sep 08
Good stuff... only thing is my fiance never changes the roll of toilet paper and I always have to do it for her. I guess we're a flip on the normal in that regard.
@Abrynn (54)
• United States
15 Sep 08
lol this is all too true nice