Do you use colorful verbage to avoid breaking the rules here?
By mjhicks
@mjhicks (317)
United States
September 26, 2008 1:10pm CST
Lets have your best completely clean insults, curses, and creative verbage. Example:
"Are you comfortable with your cranial-rectal impaction or would you like an extraction to help you see clearly?"
Think of all the things you can to tell someone off, where to go, or what to do. Keep it squeaky clean, no special chairacter substitution or abbreviated words and no content of a mature nature.
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4 responses
@jacobkktan (202)
• Malaysia
27 Sep 08
Well nah i've never done that either in this forum or others, I've suffered from it though, there was this football fantasy forum where someone blasted me for buying a player (its a fantasy football thingy!!!!!!!!)...
@mjhicks (317)
• United States
27 Sep 08
I've gotten blasted for things too. If I engaged them in verbal sparing it just got worse. I found that the following type of response to be very effective in stopping further garbage rants. I give them something similar to the following: "We all have choices. I'm glad to see you have exercised your choice to express such an opinion. Be sure to jump up n down, splash all about in your mud puddle." :-)
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
11 May 09
I'm not a 'wordy' type even offline.
If some one throws sticks and stones I just offer a smile.
Same on here I have never got 'hested' (well not the sort you intend here) and I am so glad we have the smilies too 
I say it with words, I talk on and on without losing my cool (some typos maybe but that's all) and then end with Happy Lotting 
I say it with words, I talk on and on without losing my cool (some typos maybe but that's all) and then end with Happy Lotting 
@mentalward (14691)
• United States
27 Sep 08
Yeah, I've skirted the rules here a few times. I don't think I'm all that 'colorful', but I will change words to avoid breaking the rules.
I coined a phrase for the types of movies that men watch. You know that the movies that women watch are called 'chick flicks'. I though there ought to be something similar for the men who watch movies for guys. It wasn't fair that the guys called our movies 'chick flicks' and their movies are called 'movies for guys'. So, I used 'Richard flicks' instead of that other word that rhymes with 'chick', only pertains to a certain part of the male anatomy and is a nickname for 'Richard'. 
