Haunted from the Grave....(funny)

United States
November 7, 2006 10:51pm CST
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished. He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life? The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the jerk dig. I had him buried upside down."
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21 responses
@carmat (2849)
• Canada
23 Nov 06
That was awesome, I loved it truly funny. I'm still giggling
@dellion (6698)
• Malaysia
8 Nov 06
heh.......thats really smart......so as he will go all the way down to hell.....
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• United States
8 Feb 07
Actually she will. It's always been considered very disrespectful to bury someone upside down.
@lilaclady (28207)
• Australia
23 Nov 06
very good, I like that one.
@beckyomg1 (6756)
• United States
2 Dec 06
you have some good ones. thanks
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@krizz420 (4385)
• Canada
23 Nov 06
Ha ha where did you get that from???
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@rracers89 (3246)
• United States
23 Nov 06
Lmao thats one smart cookie. Thanks I needed a good laugh
• United States
14 Nov 06
LOL that was funny!!
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@candaceb87 (1362)
• Canada
9 Nov 06
that was funny thank you for sharing!
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@kgwat70 (13388)
• United States
8 Nov 06
Another funny story. Thank you again for the good laughs. Are you getting these off the internet or are you makning these up yourselves. I love the humor. :-)
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@saphire539 (1639)
• United States
8 Nov 06
These are some great jokes thanks for sharing them with us.I am enjoying reading them.
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@rosey3223 (1566)
• United States
8 Nov 06
now that is pretty smart!!!
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@Signal20 (2281)
• United States
14 Nov 06
LOL that was cute!
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• United States
14 Nov 06
lol smart woman hopefully they didnt put him in the coffin upside down HAHA
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@diansinta (7544)
• Indonesia
11 Feb 07
lol - laght out loud
this is very funny,!^o^ thanks
@KrauseHome (36448)
• United States
6 Jan 07
This is Cute, but most people would not think highly of the way she is Partying and such either.
@ladydi151 (202)
• United States
6 Jan 07
I 2nd all of your responses; you're on top of your game.
@rimisha (219)
• India
23 Nov 06
it is good one
@precy828 (1294)
• Philippines
23 Nov 06
i like it
• United States
31 Dec 06
This is a very cute story, thanks for sharing
@ukchriss (2097)
8 Feb 07
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.