How would you react if you find your partner is cheating on you?

first I would strip them naked, then tie them up between to large slices of bread, add a few toppings and let an army of fat cannibles feast upon the baztard.

My husband is 60 so he would be too tired to cheat. He is a big flirt though, which is fine with me, because flirting makes him feel young and he never disrespects me by going too far or flirting in front of me. We live in a small town so everyone knows how he is but, if he ever did cheat on me, I would have to leave him because the trust would be lost and it would never be found again.

I would take his manhood away from him. HAHA. I'm evil.

I would dump his but, feel bad, then get over it becuase someone like that is not worth your time.