The Vikings are coming!

JGG thought and thought about his dire predicament and then said, To Heck with it, I always liked peas better than corn anyway, let Evil Leif the Lucky have the freakin corn.. When the Panda Spanking hordes come down the swollen rivers and tried to claim the fields for themselves, JGG told them of a better place to be, Las Vegas, it hadn't rained there near as much and the ground wasn't ruined with too much rain.. Also there was tons of corn souffle, corn bread, and anything else you could think of made with the almighty corn in the casino restaurants and there were many pandas to be spanked in Vegas.. Everyone relocated to Vegas and the Evil Leif the Lucky had the mucky, rains soaked, sodden ground for himself, at which he was no longer evil but sad.. Sad at his own stupidity, because he then realized that if he had been nice to JGG, he could have turned over a "New Leif" and be in Vegas with JGG, who had already hit the jackpot for a cool mil and the Panda Spanking hordes with the legal brothels.. Alas, said the evil one, all of this for a can of corn, what was I thinking, I am not so Lucky after all..

This is too much for me to wrap my head around before 8AM and coffee. However I suspect being the jolly green GIANT he simply stepped on poor Leif the Lucky and squashed him into the muddy ground and in the spring a patch of 4 leaf clovers grew in that spot. I'm going back to sleep now to dream of pandas getting spanked and when I wake up in a few hours I'm going to pretend that this was just a dream.

Well, hopefully if his Panda spanking hordes spanked enough pandas, the pandas would all gang up on them and beat them severely with their bamboo sticks.

I never knew that you were very good at writing fables :) You have very good writing skills. What about becoming a writer? © ronaldinu 2008

The little men in white coats came and carried you away?*LOL*

I don't get the story much, but one thing I get is that Jolly Green Giant is good and King Leif is evil, if that's right. Is it?

Oh crap! Now where did I put my hat?Ahh! so this is why you can find them in the freezer section in bags nowadays..I just love your crazy sense of humor and your little stories.What happened next? Well the villager's all helped him out to salvage what they could and instead of putting them in tin's since they were all ruined they gathered all the bags in the village and worked diligently to save whatever they could. Then they split what they had and although it wasn't alot they were happy. Meanwhile...JGG went an peed on all of Viking KIng Leif stuff and no one wanted it since it had a funny taste.

JGG was mistaken.actually the tins had lids,so the contents were not destroyed.he found that out after the rains subsided.the happy boys and girls did not have to go hungry.the plan of Viking King Leif the Lucky did not succeed.

JGG grew sweetcorn in TINS p1kef1sh?? Are you sure he didn't have a poppy field growing alongside somewhere too? From what I could find in the archives of unnatural history, it appears that yes, the panda spanking hordes did indeed come down from the swollen rivers and claim the fields. They basically overthrew and kicked the living crap out of King Leif for being such a fat viking tosser and then burned his body. The ashes that were left after the burning were found to contain a magical ingredient that they used from that point forward to fertilize the corn and maize fields. The new tins that grew from the newly fertilized plants were miraculously stainless steel and never rusted again! JGG became a female impersonator and entertained the panda hordes night after night for eternity; and the children were embraced warmly by all and never went hungry again!

say what? oh fishy one, I'm only doing this so I can see what others wrote!

Well lets see JGG decided to walk down the yellow brick road to the bean stalks and continued to eat the people at the bottom of the stalk. Then he gathered all the villagers with their pitchforks and made a lovely stew. Who'd have thunk that stew could be made out of anything? LOL!!!

Hi p1key, Then all at once ther was a bellow, yes Mrs JGG came stompting across the field and spied the Viking Leif , Leif turned round and yes he was afraid, very afraid, for no man has crossed her path and lived. The great Leif then turned tail and fled calling his vikings together, as Mrs JGG chased them off the land. Then the rain stopped and all those little tins started to appear all new and fresh which made JGG so very happy and all the children cheered then JGG and Mrs JGG went off hand in hand to their happy home. Is there another chapter? Hugs. Tamara