Introducing the new SCC.............try it, you'll like it! LOL

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Ever since the hubs left for parts unknown to work, I've been spending days, nay, weeks (!) on my own. This is not good for proper eating habits and at my age I need to watch my calorie intake so that I don't fade away and become a mere stain on my couch. Because I'm alone in the house, I keep the tv on all the time. I rarely pay attention to it, but I need the background noise or I'd wear out my small collection of CD's. lol Anyway, lately I've found myself actually sitting down to watch Rachael Ray. I have found her meals of the day a real boost to my imagination when cooking for myself. Today I had to shovel a LOT of snow and as a result my back is killing me, so I smoked some of my medicinal tobacco to dull the pain..............oh shut up! It works! ANYWAY, while fixing dinner tonight, I had the most wonderful idea for a new cooking show. I call it Second Childhood Cooking. Get it? SCC... I figured it would go something like this: Granny type figure in the kitchen. Sweet, smart, funny but obviously in that phase of her life and mind that medical professionals refer to as being in their 'second childhood'. While babbling away to the camera about what she was doing, every once in awhile she would stop, turn off camera and say something like "Put that back, no sneaking!" and then continue on as if nothing happened until the next time when she'd do something like reach out and slap the air, or taste something and then offer the spoon to her.........yep, you guessed it, HER IMAGINARY FRIEND! Can you picture it? I can. But then, I'm sure when I wake up tomorrow and am 'straight and sober' again I'll have second thoughts about this idea, or have forgotten it completely! ROFL Who wants to write the first script?