Job at the FBI - Never fool with a woman.

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Job at the FBI The FBI had an opening for an assassin After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;Two men and a woman.For the final test, the FBI agents took one ofthe men to a large metal door and handedhim a gun.We must know that you will follow yourinstructions no matter what the circumstances.Inside the room you will find your wife sittingin a chair .. . ." Kill her!!"The man said, "You can't be serious. I couldnever shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're not the right manfor this job. Take your wife and go home."The second man was given the same instructions.He took the gun and went into the room. All wasquiet for about 5 minutes.The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried,but I can't kill my wife."' The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She too thegun and went into the room. Shots were heard, oneafter another. They heard screaming, crashing,banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all wasquiet. The door opened slowly and there stood thewoman, wiping the sweat from her brow."This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair. "MORAL:Women are crazy. Don't mess with them! Jus for the fun of it. No offense to any women. I myself am a woman.